tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[CorpRebel]

Oh, man! I was so good at 4-square! Better at tetherball! Got into my first fist fight in elementary school over it. Make it a triathlon and add some hopscotch!

Do you have the "Detroit" version in your area?

 

[NU_WTF?]

Do you have the "Detroit" version in your area?

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The bums are in the way there, more like hop the scotch full bum

 

[Dolemite censored]

Texas repairman discovers human remains inside backyard grill, calls police

A repairman in Texas discovered a full human skeleton inside a backyard BBQ grill on Tuesday. He called the police and investigators are treating the incident as a homicide.

www.foxnews.com

Somebody probably tried to save money by doing a DIY cremation...

 

[Inquisitor]

Texas repairman discovers human remains inside backyard grill, calls police

A repairman in Texas discovered a full human skeleton inside a backyard BBQ grill on Tuesday. He called the police and investigators are treating the incident as a homicide.

www.foxnews.com

Somebody probably tried to save money by doing a DIY cremation...

Do you think the police are going to grill the homeowner over this?

 

[Inquisitor]

A year ago this week, I was driving through Grand Teton and Yellowstone.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Huge thunderstorm hit queens, and our basement flooded a little. Just spent the last half hour shop vaccing

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

A year ago this week, I was driving through Grand Teton and Yellowstone.

I need to get back to that part of the country.
Hell, for that matter, I need to get back to Yosemite.
It's so close, there's no excuse for how long it's been since I've been there.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Do you think the police are going to grill the homeowner over this?

I'm sure they'll turn up the heat on him.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Do you think the police are going to grill the homeowner over this?

They'll rake him over the coals for sure.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Definitely have to smoke out a suspect here.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Huge thunderstorm hit queens, and our basement flooded a little. Just spent the last half hour shop vaccing with a hangover.

Uh huh

 

[Dolemite censored]

Definitely have to smoke out a suspect here.

They might have to steak out his house for a while.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Uh huh

Heyyyyy...I don't recall being hungover

 

[Mofo]

Texas repairman discovers human remains inside backyard grill, calls police

A repairman in Texas discovered a full human skeleton inside a backyard BBQ grill on Tuesday. He called the police and investigators are treating the incident as a homicide.

www.foxnews.com

Somebody probably tried to save money by doing a DIY cremation...

Meat prices are through the roof, I say!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Heyyyyy...I don't recall being hungover

I just figured since you got started early, you might have had a couple too many

 

[NU_WTF?]

Huge thunderstorm hit queens, and our basement flooded a little. Just spent the last half hour shop vaccing

No sump pump?

 

[CorpRebel]

No sump pump?

 

[Hu War Yu]

No sump pump?

Nah, it doesn't flood often, just when a lot comes down quickly

 

[Hu War Yu]

I just figured since you got started early, you might have had a couple too many

Nah, wife came home earlier than I expected, so I got distracted. Only had two drinks.

 

[Inquisitor]

I need to get back to that part of the country.
Hell, for that matter, I need to get back to Yosemite.
It's so close, there's no excuse for how long it's been since I've been there.

It will be a year next week we went through Yosemite.