(FILL in the blank): Nothing Triggers A Yankee Fan Like___^^^

Gerrit Cole needed spider tack more than the Astros needed sign stealing.
 
...winning a baseball game?



winning a baseball game on a walk off. Dun pisses em right the hell off.

Also apparently an opposing teams outfielder getting injured while trying to make a play makes them unhappy
 
...Jose Altuve.

 
ESPN making a 7-part documentary sucking Derek Jeter's dick might be the most ESPN thing ever.

Bonus points that it comes after a documentary doing the same to Brady.
 
ESPN making a 7-part documentary sucking Derek Jeter's dick might be the most ESPN thing ever.

Bonus points that it comes after a documentary doing the same to Brady.
Longer than the last dance even. When will they do this for Robin Yount?
 
ESPN making a 7-part documentary sucking Derek Jeter's dick might be the most ESPN thing ever.

Bonus points that it comes after a documentary doing the same to Brady.
Yeah I saw when they first advertised it. At first I thought it was one of those 1 hour things and was like "whatever", then saw it was 7 parts and was like WTF, that's a lot for an average SS. The most impressive thing about Jeter is the chicks he managed to bang.

But yeah, typical ESPN.
 
How is there enough material for a 7 part series? Are they gonna break down every slap single in his career or something?
 
How is there enough material for a 7 part series? Are they gonna break down every slap single in his career or something?

I suspect you're gonna hear approximately 10,000 times that he was just so determined to make it but it will be worded 5,000 different ways :noidea:
 
they'll release more episodes to talk about the play in the stands, and an entire episode to talk about his jump throws
In his defense his arm is so weak there was no time to stop, turn, set his feet and throw like a good SS would.
 
Back to the OP;

Nothing Triggers A Yankee Fan Like___ winning 110 games and getting punted in their first playoff series by a wild card team.

 
Back to the OP;

Nothing Triggers A Yankee Fan Like___ winning 110 games and getting punted in their first playoff series by a wild card team.


or the Houston Astros. Yankees fans are so fixated on 2017 and 2019. I don't remember Sox fans dwelling on Houston knocking us out in 2017 or 2021.
 
or the Houston Astros. Yankees fans are so fixated on 2017 and 2019. I don't remember Sox fans dwelling on Houston knocking us out in 2017 or 2021.
Houston never had the historical "Big brother" thing on the Sox like the Yankees did so I think that made it much easier to write off and move on. It's been so long since the Yankees any good their fans are losing it.
 
I suspect you're gonna hear approximately 10,000 times that he was just so determined to make it but it will be worded 5,000 different ways :noidea:
And you'll hear how he led them to multiple World Series titles....even though it was Bernie Williams, Scott Brosius, and Mariano Rivera that did the heavy lifting.
 
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