tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[NU_WTF?]

Needs?

No way, Jose!

That's not how I read it...

 

[Inquisitor]

You think you've got problems? I'm now one of these "two phones" people.

I already don't bother answering one phone, why do I need to not answer TWO?

I ask ya

That's moving up the corporate ladder.

 

[moxie]

How about some cheese with that whine...

I made baked mac & cheese for dinner with cavatappi pasta last night. It came out really good but I didn’t bring any for lunch because I’m a lazy fuck and now I regret that decision immensely. I could have snuck down to the microwaves, maskless and heated it up. Now I have to make a big production out of going downstairs, walking around & trying to decide what looks the least boring, ordering something, go through the goddamn registers, blah, blah, blah. I hate all the things today.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I made baked mac & cheese for dinner with cavatappi pasta last night. It came out really good but I didn’t bring any for lunch because I’m a lazy fuck and now I regret that decision immensely. I could have snuck down to the microwaves, maskless and heated it up. Now I have to make a big production out of going downstairs, walking around & trying to decide what looks the least boring, ordering something, go through the goddamn registers, blah, blah, blah. I hate all the things today.

Grow up!

 

[moxie]

Grow up!

Fuck you!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Fuck you!

Put a mask on, and go waste some money on shit food! Now!

 

[HammerDown]

Grow up!

Fuck you!

Would you guise please get a room?

 

[moxie]

Did I tell you guise security accidentally snitched on me to my boss today? When I walked in and they told me we had to wear masks again (I promptly ignored the email they sent about it on Friday) I had my mini meltdown, telling everyone within earshot that it was booshit and it sucks. FF to about 15 minutes later and my boss walks in, bitching up a storm about having to wear a mask. And I’m like, “I can’t do it. I’m not kidding. I’m going to freak out if I have to wear it all the time again. I can’t be here! I just lost my shit in the lobby.”
And he starts laughing his ass off- “I was complaining when I walked in and security said, ‘you should’ve seen the lady that got here just before you! She was not happy!’ They must’ve been talking about you!”

 

[moxie]

Put a mask on, and go waste some money on shit food! Now!

But I don’t waaaaaaannnnnnaaaaa!!

I seriously might have to survive on peanut m&m’s and wint-o-green lifesavers today.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Did I tell you guise security accidentally snitched on me to my boss today? When I walked in and they told me we had to wear masks again (I promptly ignored the email they sent about it on Friday) I had my mini meltdown, telling everyone within earshot that it was booshit and it sucks. FF to about 15 minutes later and my boss walks in, bitching up a storm about having to wear a mask. And I’m like, “I can’t do it. I’m not kidding. I’m going to freak out if I have to wear it all the time again. I can’t be here! I just lost my shit in the lobby.”
And he starts laughing his ass off- “I was complaining when I walked in and security said, ‘you should’ve seen the lady that got here just before you! She was not happy!’ They must’ve been talking about you!”

Grow up!

 

[moxie]

Grow up!

 

[moxie]

And where’s that summabech that called me a fat ass? I hope that Texas sun singes his filthy eyeballs!!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

After you grow up, calm down

 

[moxie]

After you grow up, calm down

Neither of those items are on my docket of shit to do today.

 

[moxie]

Oh!! And get this- my arm is probably going to need to be amputated because I’m getting this major buttfuck of a pain in my shoulder. Got about four fitful hours of sleep last night. It’s all going downhill from here.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Did I tell you guise security accidentally snitched on me to my boss today? When I walked in and they told me we had to wear masks again (I promptly ignored the email they sent about it on Friday) I had my mini meltdown, telling everyone within earshot that it was booshit and it sucks. FF to about 15 minutes later and my boss walks in, bitching up a storm about having to wear a mask. And I’m like, “I can’t do it. I’m not kidding. I’m going to freak out if I have to wear it all the time again. I can’t be here! I just lost my shit in the lobby.”
And he starts laughing his ass off- “I was complaining when I walked in and security said, ‘you should’ve seen the lady that got here just before you! She was not happy!’ They must’ve been talking about you!”

Just move to God's country and get it over with. You appear to like freedom.

 

[gobigred]

And where’s that summabech that called me a fat ass? I hope that Texas sun singes his filthy eyeballs!!

@Inquisitor aka @Dole ver 2.0 Jr

 

[Dolemite censored]

And where’s that summabech that called me a fat ass? I hope that Texas sun singes his filthy eyeballs!!

BTW you never did disclose your weight...

 

[Dolemite censored]

A complete, unmitigated tantrum has been thrown on here.

 

[moxie]

Just move to God's country and get it over with. You appear to like freedom.

I love muh freedoms but I think I love money more. It pains me to think about doing the math on whether it’s better for me to make significantly less money but have a lower cost of living. Also- what state can I live in where there’s not tons of weather that I’d have to deal with? Someone told me I should buy a house where I want to retire (not in CA) and just rent it out until then.