tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[NU_WTF?]

I have a stupid fucking problem. but it is a problem never the less since the wife bitches about it...


the damn little piping for the windshield wiper fluid tore open... that is probably 200 to replace for 10 mins of work



fuck.................

It's just the hose? Go to ace hardware and get new hose, or go to Ukraine and get new hoes, you pick the solution

 

[Dolemite censored]

Unless you're cooking them with a big ass hamhock or chunk of side meat, that bowl is trash

You're a fucking peasant. Green beans have outstanding nutritional value.

 

[NU_WTF?]

You're a fucking peasant. Green beans have outstanding nutritional value.

They nourish my food properly!!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

@dbldwn711

 

[NU_WTF?]

@dbldwn711

Someone found @UCF honors


@Knight&Day is this #UCFacts?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Got home from an appointment, garage floor is flooded. Water heater took a shit. Yay!!!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Got home from an appointment, garage floor is flooded. Water heater took a shit. Yay!!!

Sorry to get all technical with you, and stuff,
But it sounds more like it took a piss than a shit.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Got home from an appointment, garage floor is flooded. Water heater took a shit. Yay!!!

Safety valve or like rusted out bottom?

 

[huskers1217]

Got home from an appointment, garage floor is flooded. Water heater took a shit. Yay!!!

i live in texas. I have 2 in the attic above the 2nd floor. would rather be in the garage.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Got home from an appointment, garage floor is flooded. Water heater took a shit. Yay!!!

home ownership is stupid

 

[Hu War Yu]

Man, home ownership SUUUUUUUCKS, hardly a day passes in here where somebody isn't complaining about something that broke

 

[NU_WTF?]

i live in texas. I have 2 in the attic above the 2nd floor. would rather be in the garage.

Basement ftw. Fyi you can put in auto shut off valves connected to sensors

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Man, home ownership SUUUUUUUCKS, hardly a day passes in here where somebody isn't complaining about something that broke

Eat the rich!

 

[BigRedMoe]

Eat the rich!

On average the poor ones are fatter.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

On average the poor ones are fatter.

Bro a bag of chips is like $13 now. Only the rich can be fat in this economy.

 

[huskers1217]

wtf

 

[moxie]

no Reply all with.

please take me off this email chain as it does not pertain to me.

thank you so kindly.

Or just put the thread on ignore then you don’t get the replies any longer.

 

[moxie]

And hope that management doesn’t decide to say something actually important in it

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Safety valve or like rusted out bottom?

Lol at safety valve

 

[Peter Gozintite]

home ownership is stupid

I know a wholesale guy, got one for 350. Putting it in myself, like everything else. Saving probably 7 to 8 hundy. Got the old one drained and removed in a bout 20 minutes. Guy os even going to rake the old one for me.