Bummer
She has poor taste in men.
Whatd the dumb bitch break this time?
She killed my grass, flowers and veggies. (One teaspoon of plant food per gallon....found a giant cereal spoon in the bag.
) Burned them all to shit. All was written down on whiteboard. 
Our grass looks dead af, as we had just applied fertilizer, and I stressed to her this info, and that she need to make sure she watered thoroughly or the fertilizer would burn shit up. Keep in mind, I haven't even gone inside yet. lulz
Dang, forget about your burnt plants and moldy towels, glad he's okayWe almost killed my boy on the Hiawatha Trail.
Rental tag along bike, and the fucking pin came out 3/4ths the way down. Bike fucking unhooked and down he went. couple thousand feet down to the right, at any given point on the trail. Tressel bridges that any kid could just fall thru. Corners where if it would've happened there, they would've never found his little body. Luckily he's awesome, and just got some scratches. Never did find the pin tho, so we had to ditch the tag along on the trail, and luckily a friend had a trailer he could ride in the rest the way.
Super scary...was kinda fucking done at that point. 2/10 wnb again
Unless she is hot. Then bang her for payment
I was so fucking pissed. We get back to the rental place, and it's all 15 year old kids working there. I didn't have the energy or wherewithal to yell at kids, so I "calmly" told them that I threw their POS tag along off the cliff, and that they could go find it and fuck themselves with it.
Eww de Taco Bell?
She killed my grass, flowers and veggies. (One teaspoon of plant food per gallon....found a giant cereal spoon in the bag.
I walk in the house and am immediately overwhelmed by a mildew smell. Took a few minutes to discover a big pile of soaking wet towels and dish towels sitting on top of...you guessed it, the goddamned washing machine. Soaking wet and fucking putrid with mildew smell. So, they've been sitting there for awhile, obviously.
Still haven't figured out what she did that required a bunch of random towels to clean up?
Oh, and she broke our scanner at work, tho I'm not sure that was her fault, and she was so panicked cuz of the last trip, that she quickly called the repair guy to come fix it, at least. The bill still comes to us tho.
Just sleep with my fucking dog, and follow the fucking hand-written instructions I left ya ffs. It was literally two fucking things, and she fucked up both of them.
Sheeeeeeesh. Imagine not being qualified to house sit lmfaoShe killed my grass, flowers and veggies. (One teaspoon of plant food per gallon....found a giant cereal spoon in the bag.
I walk in the house and am immediately overwhelmed by a mildew smell. Took a few minutes to discover a big pile of soaking wet towels and dish towels sitting on top of...you guessed it, the goddamned washing machine. Soaking wet and fucking putrid with mildew smell. So, they've been sitting there for awhile, obviously.
Still haven't figured out what she did that required a bunch of random towels to clean up?
Oh, and she broke our scanner at work, tho I'm not sure that was her fault, and she was so panicked cuz of the last trip, that she quickly called the repair guy to come fix it, at least. The bill still comes to us tho.
Just sleep with my fucking dog, and follow the fucking hand-written instructions I left ya ffs. It was literally two fucking things, and she fucked up both of them.
It's gotta be pretty foreign to homeless peoples.Sheeeeeeesh. Imagine not being qualified to house sit lmfao
