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beardown07 said:
She killed my grass, flowers and veggies. (One teaspoon of plant food per gallon....found a giant cereal spoon in the bag.:gaah:) Burned them all to shit. All was written down on whiteboard. :sigh: Our grass looks dead af, as we had just applied fertilizer, and I stressed to her this info, and that she need to make sure she watered thoroughly or the fertilizer would burn shit up. Keep in mind, I haven't even gone inside yet. lulz

I walk in the house and am immediately overwhelmed by a mildew smell. Took a few minutes to discover a big pile of soaking wet towels and dish towels sitting on top of...you guessed it, the goddamned washing machine. Soaking wet and fucking putrid with mildew smell. So, they've been sitting there for awhile, obviously.

Still haven't figured out what she did that required a bunch of random towels to clean up?:noidea: :facepalm:

Oh, and she broke our scanner at work, tho I'm not sure that was her fault, and she was so panicked cuz of the last trip, that she quickly called the repair guy to come fix it, at least. The bill still comes to us tho.:rolleyes2:

Just sleep with my fucking dog, and follow the fucking hand-written instructions I left ya ffs. It was literally two fucking things, and she fucked up both of them.
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You lost me at "she". Who puts a woman in charge of their lawn? Where's the daily thread lawn guys for a ruling on this? @PnkPanther @Fish @fknhippie
 
beardown07 said:
Someone with no other real choice.

All she had to do is turn the fucking dial to "run", every other day, ffs.
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That's what you get for being cheap. They have fancy contraptions that automagically do these things now, if you don't mind witchcraft
 
Kburjr said:
Fog's DIY project thread
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Lol all my watering is automatic, except for pool evaporation which I could use a float valve and do it at night but still don't trust it
 
NU_FTW said:
Lol all my watering is automatic, except for pool evaporation which I could use a float valve and do it at night but still don't trust it
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I wait for rain. I can't remember the last time I washed my truck.
 
@Winged_Wheel88 is spying on me.

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But is that a heron or a crane? Only solid white ones I’ve seen are those ibises down in Florida
 
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