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You can't follow the instructions to program your own irrigation system, but you're complaining the house-sitter couldn't follow the instructions you left her to run your irrigation system?

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I'm trying to figure out how old his system is that it's using volatile memory that doesn't have a button battery to keep memory safe for power outages lololol 😂😆😂
 
I'm trying to figure out how old his system is that it's using volatile memory that doesn't have a button battery to keep memory safe for power outages lololol 😂😆😂

He'd still have to figure out how to program the thing in the first place, though!!!
 
The zones and times are all "saved", but the clock itself needs resetting every time the power goes out. I got sick of worrying about it going out and then running at weird ass times while I was gone.

Jesus Christ.
 
You don’t have them on a timer? Get yourself a Rachio.
It's a 5 yr old X-Core.

I have 2 months of summer. It's just easier to turn the dial to run. :noidea:

Had no idea people were so passionate about my shitbird sister in law, who is getting paid quite well by me to sit on her fat ass and stroke my adorable dog, in an air-conditioned home.:biggrin:
 
It's a 5 yr old X-Core.

I have 2 months of summer. It's just easier to turn the dial to run. :noidea:

Had no idea people were so passionate about my shitbird sister in law, who is getting paid quite well by me to sit on her fat ass and stroke my adorable dog, in an air-conditioned home.:biggrin:
Did you at least finagle an apology hummer out of her?
 
Did you at least finagle an apology hummer out of her?
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Did ... did you burn them all off during one of your kitchen adventures, or something?
haha! I meant falsies. I developed an allergy to the adhesive for extensions, so when I wanna glam it up, I have to use strips now <sad trombone>
Monkey Pox has gone wild in S.F. Please tell me your hairdresser is NOT a gay man.

If so cancel. You might wind up with beautiful hair but covered in lesions …

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He's a gay married mormon, so i'm not hugely worried about him catching anything from someone. Those are some nasty looking bumps though! :bolt:
I'll take a 4 month contract next year if you supply housing.
Maybe he'll offer you the same deal I got :laugh:
 
haha! I meant falsies. I developed an allergy to the adhesive for extensions, so when I wanna glam it up, I have to use strips now <sad trombone>

He's a gay married mormon, so i'm not hugely worried about him catching anything from someone. Those are some nasty looking bumps though! :bolt:

Maybe he'll offer you the same deal I got :laugh:
I believe there is some contract language that forbids Mano y Mano contact.
 
It's a 5 yr old X-Core.

I have 2 months of summer. It's just easier to turn the dial to run. :noidea:

Had no idea people were so passionate about my shitbird sister in law, who is getting paid quite well by me to sit on her fat ass and stroke my adorable dog, in an air-conditioned home.:biggrin:
Oh I'm sorry you are mistaken. I am giving you shit cuz you use Manuel instead of automagic she's clearly "special"
 
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