tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[williewilliejuan]

I'm discovering that there are people who do this, pack their own bedding to stay in a hotel.

That’s going push you from carry-on to checked luggage in most cases. Hard pass.

 

[Hu War Yu]

That’s going push you from carry-on to checked luggage in most cases. Hard pass.

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@Flavortown Tebow at least said he will only do it when he drives, which makes sense. I'm already maxing out my carry on space on most trips

 

[williewilliejuan]

Word

@Flavortown Tebow at least said he will only do it when he drives, which makes sense. I'm already maxing out my carry on space on most trips

That just means he has an aversion to relatively-local jizz. He just deals with distant jizz.

 

[steelerssb]

Sometimes, when I’m in hotel by myself I’ll use a towel as a jizzrag and then fold it up like it was never used. Think about that next time you step out of a hotel shower. Time to start packing towels as well!

 

[williewilliejuan]

I don’t have the time or the self-awareness to list them all.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

That just means he has an aversion to relatively-local jizz. He just deals with distant jizz.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Don't underestimate the power of alcohol, either. When I get tipsy, i think i'm Paris fucking Hilton

 

[Dolemite censored]

Sometimes, when I’m in hotel by myself I’ll use a towel as a jizzrag and then fold it up like it was never used. Think about that next time you step out of a hotel shower. Time to start packing towels as well!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Making the bed every day: Yay or nay

 

[NU_WTF?]

A Nebraska fan shitting on traditions? Say it’s not so.

Would it change your opinion if I told you I released a batch of balloons immediately after climax?

Ohh baby you know just what to say

 

[williewilliejuan]

Making the bed every day: Yay or nay

It happens in my house, but I’m rarely the one to do it.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I don’t have the time or the self-awareness to list them all.

I generally say the list of what's not wrong is much shorter

 

[Dolemite censored]

Making the bed every day: Yay or nay

I use those things that secure the sheets to the bed. That way, all I have to do is arrange the comforter. Takes less than 5 seconds.

 

[Inquisitor]

Yea I'm a bit OCD about some germs en sech

Do you get trapped in public bathrooms like Howard Hughes?

 

[NU_WTF?]

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Do you get trapped in public bathrooms like Howard Hughes?

I dread the need to shit in public, I hover and I try not to touch anything except with my shoe if possible obviously tp is with hand

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I use those things that secure the sheets to the bed. That way, all I have to do is arrange the comforter. Takes less than 5 seconds.

Better Bedder?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yea I'm a bit OCD about some germs en sech

I can tell they bug you.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I can tell they bug you.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yea I'm a bit OCD about some germs en sech

Is your staph aware of that?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

It happens in my house, but I’m rarely the one to do it.

Making the bed every day is lunacy