tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[moxie]

Better get one quick! They're all dying from "getting too hot."

Aren't they the ones causing all the global warming with their doodies & farts? This lands squarely on those decrying the enjoyment of their tasty flesh. If everyone would just eat more meat, then there would be less cows to warm the joint up!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

The broad brought home bubble tea

 

[NU_WTF?]

The broad brought home bubble tea

TF?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Wendy's has a key lime pie flavored Fanta and that shit is delicious.

Stewart's makes a Key Lime drink.
It isn't as sublime as their Orange and Cream, which is like a liquid creamsicle, but it's pretty good.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

TF?

It’s tea made by Asian people with lil bubbles in it

 

[NU_WTF?]

It’s tea made by Asian people with lil bubbles in it

Do they put the bubbles in by hand? Or is it like the boba crap my wife drinks lately

 

[moxie]

Do they put the bubbles in by hand? Or is it like the boba crap my wife drinks lately

tapioca balls

 

[beardown07]

Better get one quick! They're all dying from "getting too hot."

How long before they start naming "heatwaves" like storms?


Cocksuckers.

 

[moxie]

Omg. @huskers1217 why do I watch this shit?! Ava wanted to do the right thing then fuckface nikolas ruins everything! Ugh!!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

The broad brought home bubble tea

I head about that shit for the longest time and thought it was basically carbonated tea.
I like tea. I like carbonation. Why not.

Then I learned it's tea that someone - for some fucking reason I cannot begin to comprehend - thought - hey, I'll put tapioca in tea.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Do they put the bubbles in by hand? Or is it like the boba crap my wife drinks lately

I think bubble tea and boba are the same thing, although I'm not sure.
I used to think bubble tea and that kombucha shit were the same thing, too, but apparently they aren't.

They are to me, though, 'cause they're all things I wouldn't drink to save my life.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I head about that shit for the longest time and thought it was basically carbonated tea.
I like tea. I like carbonation. Why not.

Then I learned it's tea that someone - for some fucking reason I cannot begin to comprehend - thought - hey, I'll put tapioca in tea.

I don't like solids in muh likwids

 

[williewilliejuan]

The broad brought home bubble tea

My daughters love that. Then again, they’re half Asian. And girls.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I think bubble tea and boba are the same thing, although I'm not sure.
I used to think bubble tea and that kombucha shit were the same thing, too, but apparently they aren't.

They are to me, though, 'cause they're all things I wouldn't drink to save my life.

Boba is a type of bubble tea, but not all bubble tea is boba.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Omg. @huskers1217 why do I watch this shit?! Ava wanted to do the right thing then fuckface nikolas ruins everything! Ugh!!

Not sure what you're talking about but sounds extremely gay which checks out of 1217 is involved

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

tapioca balls

Not boba. Popping bubbles.

 

[Inquisitor]

Are we still at the Lumbersexual phase? I can't keep up.

Lumbersexual, you say? Wood!

I get the feeling you're barking up the wrong tree.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I head about that shit for the longest time and thought it was basically carbonated tea.
I like tea. I like carbonation. Why not.

Then I learned it's tea that someone - for some fucking reason I cannot begin to comprehend - thought - hey, I'll put tapioca in tea.

Strawberry popping bubbles, no tapioca

 

[HammerDown]

It’s tea made by Asian people with lil bubbles in it

By "Asian people" do you mean Orientals?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Boba is a type of bubble tea, but not all bubble tea is boba.