tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[moxie]

Sweetheart, do your banking online and you won't need a checkbook or have to balance one.

I do but I always feel like there’s gremlins stealing my money.


Fucking cunt head maxie!!!

 

[moxie]

Petition your boss for an assistant

Gurl, plz. I’ve been asking the universe for an intern for 7 years!

I finally get an assistant for his chief of staff and then the stupid fuck agrees to help in the tax department instead of investor relations, where i needed her. I mean, it’s actually better because she’s uh…umm…well, she needs more experience. It’s not that she’s retarded, just a little…slow?

 

[NU_WTF?]

Gurl, plz. I’ve been asking the universe for an intern for 7 years!

I finally get an assistant for his chief of staff and then the stupid fuck agrees to help in the tax department instead of investor relations, where i needed her. I mean, it’s actually better because she’s uh…umm…well, she needs more experience. It’s not that she’s retarded, just a little…slow?

Lolol so ask bossman for a temp?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Im not mad at you, I'm, well, just disappointed....

Yeah, you've totally lost me.
I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I do but I always feel like there’s gremlins stealing my money.


Fucking cunt head maxie!!!

Yeah, her paying $1000 for a $150 flat screen was over the top. You need to keep her away from your accounts.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Just think what you could have done with that $1000...

That you no longer have...

 

[moxie]

Lolol so ask bossman for a temp?

You ask him for a temp! He’s tightening the belt on discretionary spending- no chance he’s gonna let me add to headcount

Did someone steal my hand moisturizer? I can’t find it!

 

[NU_WTF?]

You ask him for a temp! He’s tightening the belt on discretionary spending- no chance he’s gonna let me add to headcount

Did someone steal my hand moisturizer? I can’t find it!

Tell him "temp or no 3 day play date"

 

[Inquisitor]

I’m at great wolf lodge so the kids can do the stupid magi quest game

Maybe they can learn a spell to help you out.

FEETIS SHRINKUS!!!

 

[NU_WTF?]

I’m at great wolf lodge so the kids can do the stupid magi quest game

Hahaha!!! Enjoy your norovirus

 

[CorpRebel]

I’M his assistant. He’s the CFO and I don’t know how to balance a checkbook. C’mon man!

 

[Handicappers]

I'm starting to thing MidnightRayne has spread her mental disease upon our drunk @maxie

 

[williewilliejuan]

You ask him for a temp! He’s tightening the belt on discretionary spending- no chance he’s gonna let me add to headcount

Did someone steal my hand moisturizer? I can’t find it!

I’m thinking if you find your hand lotion, you may be able to work something out with the boss.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I'm starting to thing MidnightRayne has spread her mental disease upon our drunk @maxie

Does @maxie know what time it is?? Bout to spend all day in Friday rush hour.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I’m thinking if you find your hand lotion, you may be able to work something out with the boss.

If nothing else I'm sure something can be worked regardless

 

[Handicappers]

Does @maxie know what time it is?? Bout to spend all day in Friday rush hour.

Pfft, that lazy fruit tart isn't going anywhere today except the coffee spot, the dog park, and the Gin shop. She might order something cute online, but that's all the work that gets done today.

 

[Handicappers]

If nothing else I'm sure something can be worked regardless

 

[NU_WTF?]

Pfft, that lazy fruit tart isn't going anywhere today except the coffee spot, the dog park, and the Gin shop. She might order something cute online, but that's all the work that gets done today.

So a typical day that ends with 'y'

 

[williewilliejuan]

If nothing else I'm sure something can be worked regardless

If she can’t find lotion, maybe breath mints would do the trick.

 

[NU_WTF?]

If she can’t find lotion, maybe breath mints would do the trick.

Oof that menthol cooling sensation