Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

I have a friendly question! I know the Rainbow Flag means gay but is it still a positive rating?
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I keep all these toys and decorations in my fish tank but if I had all that stuff on my desk or dresser... I might be Suspect!

But if you put it in a fish tank, then it's Okay! Even better than Okay! It's Fucking Awesome!
 
Good morning friends! I slept in until 9:20 am because I'm feeling lazy. I have been extremely lazy so far this week. Plus I have a sad hind end! It's not sore or anything, just kinda mopy and sad butt! Sorry Ass Sad Ass is what I am!

But I'm hoping the Cripples Ball snaps me out of it. It's gonna be a blast! I'm gonna count my friends with BOTH HANDS!

:director:HOORAY for the Guide Bear!
 
Good morning friends! I slept in until 9:20 am because I'm feeling lazy. I have been extremely lazy so far this week. Plus I have a sad hind end! It's not sore or anything, just kinda mopy and sad butt! Sorry Ass Sad Ass is what I am!

But I'm hoping the Cripples Ball snaps me out of it. It's gonna be a blast! I'm gonna count my friends with BOTH HANDS!

:director:HOORAY for the Guide Bear!

How about half cripples? Are we invited to this here ball too?

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How about half cripples? Are we invited to this here ball too?

St Patricks Day Smile GIF by reactionseditor
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It's an Open Party! 'Erybody invited!

I got SO MUCH to do to get ready, Oh I'm a nervous wreck! I need one of 'Mommies' aka HH, lil helpers!

So if any of yins feel the need and/or desire to Dox me, I need all the help I can get!

My Address: 123 Eat Me Raw Ave.
Wear your biggest baddest heaviest boots and pack a lunch! Pack 3 more for Me & Guide Bear and one more for the High Bishop.

We will be putting Swag Bags together for the Guests.
 
Means you like bear cock. Don’t be ashamed.
Huh... how long has it meant that? Because I don't even like it that much any gall dang way!

But I got the Itinerary ready for the party. But first look at these pictures.

This is my view from inside the basement.Pondish, 8-17-2022 76 degrees overcast.jpg

And this is my view IN the basement. I'm very excited about the itinerary and what the future holds! So exciting!15 goldfish!.jpgOh so pretty 8-17-20022.jpg
 
So yes, the itinerary! All times are Eastern to avoid any confusion or whomever. The Party will officially kick off at Noon with a Buffet style lunch and then Bingo from 12:30 PM - 2PM. However! And this is important so those of you that take notes, get busy!

My accident occurred around 10:44 AM Eastern time in 2002, and at that moment this Friday, instead of just a moment of silence, I'd like to Request a full hour! And then at each time zone in the States, including Alaska & Hawaii, I demand an additional hour of silence at 10:44 AM in each time zone. Hey! It's MY party and I can cry if I WANT to! I am a Sophisticated He-Man House Husband! PRIDE!

I Shall reveal the entire itinerary at my earliest convenience!
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So yes, the itinerary! All times are Eastern to avoid any confusion or whomever. The Party will officially kick off at Noon with a Buffet style lunch and then Bingo from 12:30 PM - 2PM. However! And this is important so those of you that take notes, get busy!

My accident occurred around 10:44 AM Eastern time in 2002, and at that moment this Friday, instead of just a moment of silence, I'd like to Request a full hour! And then at each time zone in the States, including Alaska & Hawaii, I demand an additional hour of silence at 10:44 AM in each time zone. Hey! It's MY party and I can cry if I WANT to! I am a Sophisticated He-Man House Husband! PRIDE!

I Shall reveal the entire itinerary at my earliest convenience!
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Sorry I'm busy and can't make it.

You should fix something for yourself to eat on the side and just feed a huge buffet of dicks to your guests, cause they like to eat dicks.
The people you're inviting love dicks is all I'm saying.
 
Sorry I'm busy and can't make it.

You should fix something for yourself to eat on the side and just feed a huge buffet of dicks to your guests, cause they like to eat dicks.
The people you're inviting love dicks is all I'm saying.
This is funny! And Doable! Don't tell nobody though, I don't want to get in no more trouble again!

I'm still in the basement and the lights just timed out so I'm thinking about another Rum drink... It's been a while, at least a week since I had a snoot.
What I'm going to do is log out, fix me a booze drink and then log back on with my computer, and discuss the all important itinerary!
 
You should fix something for yourself to eat on the side
The Guide Bear got 'eem a SIDE of beef to chew on!
Sorry I'm busy and can't make it.
If your schedule changes, at least stop by and throw a pie or something!
just feed a huge buffet of dicks to your guests
You know what Fish, I was thinking about that and the problem I see with that scenario, If @ill shows up, he's gonna hog goggle all them dicks for 'eemself! And then what do I do? Prolly have to have Door Dash Deliver fake ass Gummy Bear Dicks!
 
Crap, the itinerary!
1. 10:44 AM Eastern - One hour of Silence & Story Telling
2. 10:44 AM Central - One hour of Silence & Story Telling
3. 10:44 AM Mountain - One Hour of Silence & Story Telling
4. 10:44 Am Pacific - One hour of Silence & Story Telling
And then the real party kicks off at Noon with a Buffet Lunch!
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Crap, the itinerary!
1. 10:44 AM Eastern - One hour of Silence & Story Telling
2. 10:44 AM Central - One hour of Silence & Story Telling
3. 10:44 AM Mountain - One Hour of Silence & Story Telling
4. 10:44 Am Pacific - One hour of Silence & Story Telling
And then the real party kicks off at Noon with a Buffet Lunch!
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The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Lol GIF by HBO Max
Dress Up 90 Day Fiance GIF by TLC
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