Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

[dbldwn711]

Between you and me, this worst thing about opiates is pooping, right?

Yup. Binds you up something fierce!

 

[broncosmitty]

Yup. Binds you up something fierce!

And your stomach only feels better after you eat.


Vicious cycle to deal with in order to melt into the couch.

 

[dbldwn711]

And your stomach only feels better after you eat.


Vicious cycle to deal with in order to melt into the couch.

Yup. You better take some fiber powder or you’re in for a world of hurt.

 

[Parka]

Nah, an actual tuxedo. I’m a groomsman next month, but the tuxedo is ready. I can wear it twice.

So Chewy Chewington, I am mad at myself and it concerns YOU. When you made that hole thread, I decided on the spot...
not to give you any trouble about it. And for a while I kept away from the noise and it was good for me too! And then I fucked up and sure as shit I fell into that ugly pattern again. I'm going back to what made me feel good about myself. And that is Staying out of your private biz. I don't want to feel shitty! It makes me feel shitty when I give you a tough time. Fuck that!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

So Chewy Chewington, I am mad at myself and it concerns YOU. When you made that hole thread, I decided on the spot...
not to give you any trouble about it. And for a while I kept away from the noise and it was good for me too! And then I fucked up and sure as shit I fell into that ugly pattern again. I'm going back to what made me feel good about myself. And that is Staying out of your private biz. I don't want to feel shitty! It makes me feel shitty when I give you a tough time. Fuck that!

I’m pretty tough. You can give me shit. I can handle it

 

[dbldwn711]

So Chewy Chewington, I am mad at myself and it concerns YOU. When you made that hole thread, I decided on the spot...
not to give you any trouble about it. And for a while I kept away from the noise and it was good for me too! And then I fucked up and sure as shit I fell into that ugly pattern again. I'm going back to what made me feel good about myself. And that is Staying out of your private biz. I don't want to feel shitty! It makes me feel shitty when I give you a tough time. Fuck that!

I’m pretty tough. You can give me shit. I can handle it

Well, it looks like this party is off to a good start! Let’s get at it…

 

[Handicappers]

Between you and me, this worst thing about opiates is pooping, right?

yup, between the antibiotics and pain killers after my appendectomy, I didn't shit right for a week. Then one day...BOOM...Handi was back in business with an upper decker that had to have been the length of a mature Tiger Muskie

 

[Parka]

Between you and me, this worst thing about opiates is pooping, right?

Nope! It's the not pooping for a week or two. Plus the spinal cord injury weakened my kiegle shit squeezer anyway!

 

[Parka]

I’m pretty tough. You can give me shit. I can handle it

Okay. And from an old city He-Man to a young hillbilly He-Man, mine ain't no 'pology, what it is is an explanation! Dummy!

 

[Parka]

Well, it looks like this party is off to a good start! Let’s get at it…

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No way Padre! I'm all partied out from last night!

And where did you get all that stuff? We're you messing around in the High Bishop's Sacrament Platter again?

God Damnit Padre! You He-Men of the Cloth and your filthy habits!

 

[Parka]

I am going back to bed for real. All that Moment of Silence from last night, Silent Night!

God Damn light weights. I lift light weights. No I don't! God Damn Dummies!

 

[Parka]

 

[Parka]

Okay, now that I have your attention, before I begin MY hour of silence, I have a just a tiny bit of self reporting that Shan't be Denied.

Friends, my Stonehenge replica has suffered a truly earth shattering Act of God... or was it an act of Vandalism...!?!

Those no good god damn Vandals, where the eff are they from any ole stupid way! Look at what they done did!

in this first pic, notice just how Sexy My Pondalicious is! She has a Snow White mouf too! One day we will be Lovers! That's 'Licious on the top right and Dottie below center.

And then in this next pic the HOA is assessing damages and considering what the the Future Holds. All's I can say about that is I AM optimistic for favorable outcome for all involved!

 

[Parka]

Hows about that idea of mine to DEMAND an hour of Silence in each separate time zone? Off the Charts Smarts is what I am!

 

[Parka]

Listen Dums, I have JUST one more brag post and then I want to hear your stories too, if you want.

It's my last dozen or so Dr. Appt. results! I don't even have a kidney stone anymore and it appears I took care of it
ALL BY MY LONESOME! Happy Hind End! I'm pretty sure that's where it was expelled from any gall dang way! I Shat that EM EFFER out!

 

[Parka]

I'm already having WAY more fun than all Muh Dummies put together! And the Party doesn't even start until Noon Eastern, 9am Pacific.

 

[Parka]

Sing it with me, Friends!

 

[Parka]

And if nobody else plays Bingo, I will win for sure! And the Buffet is ready too. That Chef though, that fucker scares me shitless!

The Lunch Buffet Chef:

 

[Parka]

Let's check out the Buffet, Shall We?

 

[Parka]

more buffet