Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Okay, we need to have a brief brief on these two before Two Canes does his thing. Dinner might be delayed...
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So the young man seated on the left is High Bishop Two Canes's Boss, Pope Pansy the 14th or some stupid number.
And those three Hags on the right, them's the Dames that create Sacrament special made to Pope Pansy's standards.
It really is intriguing shit!
 

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Handi convinced the High Bishop that he had to make an Urgent Upscale Delivery and so we can feast easy! No Speech! Someone woulda made fart noises anyway and then Two Canes might have an adult temper tantrum! So Embarrassing those are! Unless it's a college football coach named Bo Pelini! I LOVED his tantrums!
 
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I have two nerve centers. My laptop and desk in my 2cnd floor bedroom, gigantic room and I only use a little bit of it.

The other nerve center is the aquarium in the basement. Even if I don't sleep down there yet, I need to get off my lazy bones and set up a small desk in the basement. My son doesn't help me much at all and I have been giving him the benefit of the doubt about life in general lately. For example, Last Saturday when he was still in bed at 1:30 PM Eastern, I tapped easy on his door and after his tired response, I just told him I loved him in a calm voice and went about my day.

Maybe a couple months ago I would have knocked hard and told him to get his lazy ass up! Or something harsher. But it's the same thing I was talking about earlier today. I would make me feel upset too if or when I get mad at my son. It's just not worth it.

And so at least I'm getting good vibes back and forth with my son by letting him be him. It has potential to be win-win-win.

Anyway, I want to get set up in the basement! A Must Do!
 
Parka said:
I ain't never heard of neither of them though... I really did grow up around people my age that spoke like that when we were rotten kids.

I have to practice for tomorrow, it's a big day for me! And I still have to write the Sermon for Mass Under the Porch this Sunday too...
I'm stressing now! And the itinerary... it's ready, I'm going to release it in a :director:Report soon.
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Big day?
Parka said:
When I described what happened earlier today, I wanted to also mention that I got operated on, on the same day I 'fell off my bike' and they took a chip of bone off of the front edge of my hip and fused vertebrae C-5 and C-6 together and those are at the base of the neck.

They went in through the front of my neck and they made the incision right along a natural crease in my neck so it's not very visible, I guess about 1-1/4 inch long...

Thanks for asking, Friend!:beer2:
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Have you told this before? When did you crash your motorcycle?
Parka said:
I haven't thrown a party in... since before I met Bunny! I'm gonna start practicing by staying online all evening, except in one half hour from now, Eastern Time, is about when the lights time out on my aquarium so anytime after that I'd like to drop in a few of those sinking wafers for the Ground Crew!
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Party? I'm confused. A real party with your fish and imaginary bear friend, or a stay up super late on the Hoop party, filled with booze, regret, hangovers, blow, Chewy sexual favors in a non gay way, and people friendlier than Bunny?
Parka said:
Bunny isn't even upset anymore about the Pondish and she is still sleeping in the spare. She is back on her heels and I didn't do it.
She knew Aug. 19 of this year was a day I hoped to have a real (small) Cripples Ball at home. Well Bunny is going to celebrate one of her weekend GF's birthday tomorrow night. And I betcha it isn't even What's her Name's birth date tomorrow. So she might be feeling a smidge of guilt.

Every year that Aug. 19 would approach, I would always be aware of it but the very coolest thing about that is that only a few times out of those 20 years did I realize it was the day I crashed. All those other times, at least 15 I bet, I wouldn't remember the accident until days or even more than a week after Aug. 19. And then I would get so happy! Not this year though. But this year is on purpose, for the purpose of a Good Time!
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Bunny makes other plans on this day of all days?
Parka said:
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Just so everyone knows, ^^^ the guy above is the Chef for the Buffet Lunch tomorrow and he insists on being also being a Guest at the Ball! I'm afraid to tell him 'no'... Plus he's got a Major Crush on Maxie! I have NO idea how this is going to play out because what I saw on that surveillance tape, when Maxie came Under the Porch, it was a scene that I will describe later... after I post the All Important Itinerary.BRB
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That's how I feel when I snort mini-thins
Parka said:
Noon - 3pm Eastern: Buffet Style Lunch

1pm - 2:30pm Bingo Under the Porch

3:00 - 4:00 Nap Time & Story Telling

4:00 - 5:30 Arts & Dunce Crafting Under the Porch

5:00 - 6:30 Shuffleboard on the Flat Roof weather permitting.

7:pm High Bishop Two Canes will Bless Under the Porch and Tell a High & Mighty Story!

7:15 The Scrumptious Twelve Course Meal will begin.

9pm eastern, 6pm pacific, Crowning of the Court

9:30 until ... the Sun Rises... Party Like it's 1929!
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When do we take the drugs?
Parka said:
It was early February 2020, and I was rather fattened up from several years of limited physical activity and dependence on high powered opiates for pain medication. I really wasn't over eating so much as I was slothing about, the meds helped me be content to stay mostly sedentary and I ballooned up to 290 pounds and quite possibly before I started losing weight, I may have made Three Spins on the scale.

I was just in the middle of brag post. I was setting the scene! Hehehe! This is fun! Now I'm gonna have to finish my Brag in a separate comment.
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Parka said:
Whoa, that's a long ass sentence! Allow me to continue!

So in early Feb, 2020 my old wheelchair broke in two places just days apart. First a footrest broke OFF. And then the seat support on one side broke and it was a part that fit inside the chair frame. Well because Covid at first pretty much shut the VA down except for life & death cases, I didn't even bother to try to get it repaired by the VA.

At that time I hadn't been down to the basement in well over two years because I was convinced that it is too dangerous for me to use the stairs. I have always been good at makeshift repairs on all different kinds of equipment, be it a flash light or a washing machine, I'm good at making things work using scraps and junk. And without going into great detail, that is exactly what I did to my old wheelchair and those repairs are still holding up today.

It forced me to go up and down the basement stairs and the weight started pouring off. Because after I got my wheelchair fixed I continued to go down there every day, multiple times every day and I was also burning calories while in the basement working on four
separate big projects, projects that turned out quite nice.

1. Patio Furniture made from fence posts.
2. *New Kitchen and Living Room cabinets.
3. 285 Gallon Fish Tank and Stand
4. Wall to wall base cabinets and shelves in the Front Room.

*this took a toll on me mentally and physically

Pics coming soon! I have to re-find everything.
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Parka said:
I skipped the Safety Break but I found pics.

1. Patio furniture.
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Parka said:
Maxie went Under the Porch the other day with a tape measure and hammer & ladder to measure everybody for their Cummerbund.
@ill started excitedly unzipping his dungarees because he thought he was getting his pecker measured! Maxie gave him what for and for good measure, she measured his stumpy stature and Ill went to bed in @Fish es bed and cried 'eemself to sleep, what a wuss!
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I seen it on surveillance!
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Parka said:
Ahh Crap! this is starting to remind me of last year when I tried to have a party. Sad HIND END! GOOD NIGHT!
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Lol. How did I miss all of this? Has the party started?
 
I think I'm going to order Youtube TV tomorrow. How's that for some light party banter? Shall we speak about the weather?
And then except for a bed I want to put all that computer, tablet and my phone in the basement.
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I can't even have a proper Safety Meeting with Delta-8. It only gets you the Pre-Safety Meeting because it has a weakness. But it still rips the short term memory a new A-whole. I will be busy tomorrow!
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Parka said:
I think I'm going to order Youtube TV tomorrow. How's that for some light party banter? Shall we speak about the weather?
And then except for a bed I want to put all that computer, tablet and my phone in the basement.
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Why are you thinking about YouTube Tv? TBH, I don’t know much about those different services. I still use direct tv
 
dbldwn711 said:
Why are you thinking about YouTube Tv? TBH, I don’t know much about those different services. I still use direct tv
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I don't know either. Just from the little I heard most of it was positive and our cable has been out ever since so long ago but we still pay the cable bill so I decided to try this and maybe Bunny will figure out how to cancel cable.
 
Parka said:
I don't know either. Just from the little I heard most of it was positive and our cable has been out ever since so long ago but we still pay the cable bill so I decided to try this and maybe Bunny will figure out how to cancel cable.
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That’s crazy paying for cable that doesn’t work! I hope you find a better option.
 
I don't have my report ready so I will give it in the morning before Mass Under the Porch.

My report is bound to cause sore asses but some things Shan't be ignored!

I'm in the basement but when I get upstairs, I will post pictures with words!
 
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