Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

[Parka]

What's all dis den?

Look how much weight I lost!

If I had me a Hammer... My new Creation Shall be titled, 'Hammer Damage'
However, my forehead is a bloody mess from doing the Sign of the Cross, AKA, Hammer Damage!

 

[Parka]

Okay, I'm ready to issue my report! Feelings WILL be CRUSHED! Not Mines!

1. I said there would be "changes made"! I changed the names of two of muh swimmers. I named this first Guy Mr. Limpet for the Disney Movie but I changed his name to Don Knotts. I really REALLY don't like the look of his skin. It's a little bit pink and gross and it reminds of a dead baby bird in the spring time. Blechhh!


The other change made was to Rock Pile Estates. The next expansion wasn't planned until Spring but with such demand for upscale housing, changes were deemed as necessary and they were carried out immediately.

 

[Parka]

I wrote another Book yesterday too! It's titled:

"How to Throw a Cripple's Ball at the Hoop, an Exercise in Futility & Embarrassment and how to make it work for you!"

 

[Parka]

 

[Bayou Tiger]

What's all dis den?

Spinners and tiles to come.


Calm your horses!







Give the man time to collect his thoughts........

 

[Parka]

Spinners and tiles to come.

Here's a sample of past communications.

 

[Parka]

Let the Sore Assing Begin!

 

[Parka]

Let the Sore Assing Begin!

I'm pretty sure that Smart Ass Monkey flips off the guy at the end of the gif. I get it, I do! Because that's EXACTLY what I felt like doing before I retired on Friday night. But that was before the After Party, where a Good Time was had By All.

 

[Parka]

I have more pictures too, I can log off and log back on! Plus, I got 'Settings'!

See ya later Alligator
In a while Crocodile
Not too soon Fat Racoon

 

[TechRaiderRider]

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isnt suckass one word?

 

[Parka]

I don't think I will keep the Fluorescent Shrooms in the center of the Stonehenge replica, an act of Honor & Respect in respect to the culturally sensitive sensitivities concerning Stonehenge. God Works in Mysterious Ways! WTF!?!

 

[Parka]

isnt suckass one word?

You found my weakness.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

I don't think I will keep the Fluorescent Shrooms in the center of the Stonehenge replica, an act of Honor & Respect in respect to the culturally sensitive sensitivities concerning Stonehenge. God Works in Mysterious Ways! WTF!?!
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good call -
put the motorbike in there instead -

 

[Parka]

 

[Parka]

good call -
put the motorbike in there instead -

Two of h

 

[Parka]

good call -
put the motorbike in there instead -

I will! Um, that gif giving the bird, sorry bout that, I tried to remove it and my computer sucks!

 

[TechRaiderRider]

que nada -
figured it was prob since
i didn't show up for the ball -

 

[Tin Man]

 

[dbldwn711]

 

[Parka]

que nada -
figured it was prob since
i didn't show up for the ball -
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Yeah but I seen you at the After Party! I seen erybody there... But yeah, the Ball was a flop! Only three people showed up, this Smart Dressed couple and Padre and the couple left as soon as they arrived? So then it was just Me & Guide Bear and Padre, even the High Bishop said he had to make a 'Special Delivery' and he left me hanging too.

But not to worry, it was another lesson learned. Last year I learned NOT to throw another Bday party for muh self and so I skipped mine Birthday and this year I learned NOT to throw another anniversary Cripples Ball. However, I WILL be throwing Cripples Balls upon request and at my discretion. MY CALL! As a matter of fact, the All Hallows Eve 2022 Cripples Ball will be here before we know it!