tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Time to switch to jerky

 

[Inquisitor]

The box is on my kitchen counter so it's counter-terrorism. Amirite @Inquisitor ?

It's clear you have terrorism happening on your kitchen counter so you could use some counter counter terrorism too.

 

[moxie]

Who are you hanging out with that a) discusses Vaseline b) why would said company put z's in there c) why

It's this dang blasted TV! this is what happens when i pollute my brain with such frivolities!

 

[moxie]

Approaching the point where my mouth gets an owie from eating too many sunflower seeds in one day

Are you eating them one by one or do you toss a grip in your cheek?

 

[CorpRebel]

It's this dang blasted TV! this is what happens when i pollute my brain with such frivolities!

 

[moxie]

I also like to use the word "grip" as a unit of measure.

 

[Inquisitor]

Mexicos newest budget airline

Big deals on food and flight on Tuesdays.

 

[CorpRebel]

I also like to use the word "grip" as a unit of measure.

 

[Inquisitor]

I also like to use the word "gripe" as a unit of measure.

Indeed.

 

[moxie]

Indeed.

It's only funny when it happens to other people, goddammit. I thought I was clear on the rules.

 

[Inquisitor]

It's only funny when it happens to other people, goddammit. I thought I was clear on the rules.

To me you are other people.

That's the rules.

 

[moxie]

To me you are other people.

That's the rules.

No we're not.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Are you eating them one by one or do you toss a grip in your cheek?

All about that cheeky grip.

 

[Inquisitor]

No we're not.

Well we're special people.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I also like to use the word "grip" as a unit of measure.

no idea wtf it means, but im guessing the answer is yes to the question.

1 at a time is for kids

 

[CorpRebel]

Well we're special people.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

devious bread

That almost sounds like the name of a band.

 

[Inquisitor]

That almost sounds like the name of a band.

Indeed.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Every time they make a better toaster, they also make more devious bread.

Dibs on this for a band name.

 

[Inquisitor]

Dibs on this for a band name.

Hope you make a lotta dough.