tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Me: What's this subscription charge for?
software company: oh, that's for access to diagnosis and billing codes
Me: Huh, nobody here uses those codes for billing. I want to cancel this.
Software company: Okay, let's schedule a meeting for early next week to talk a little bit more about your subscription cancellation

Me:
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Ogunquit Lobster Shack > Newport Lobster Shack
Haven't been to Maine in years. Have to look that place up next time I head up that way. :beer2:

I just go for the Lobster Rolls. These are better (at less cost) than you would get at any restaurant around here. :nod:
 
So I got an email in portuguese (firstly, addressed as "dear sir", so strike muhfuggin' ONE!) and the address it's sent to was [email protected]. WTF? (sub "moxie" = my real name and "mycompany" = my real company). How the fuck is that even possible?
Anywho - getting tossed back into the phishing alert pond :noidea:

if you give me the "real name" and "my real company" i can probably not research it for you
 
I've gotten TOO lazy to deal with getting a whole lobster anymore. TOO much work. I'll just order lobster tails usually, to avoid the mess. :heh:
I know it's a ton of work, but I think I prefer the taste of crab legs over lobster.
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Don't get me wrong - i love me some lobster, but crab is so good!
 
I know it's a ton of work, but I think I prefer the taste of crab legs over lobster.
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Don't get me wrong - i love me some lobster, but crab is so good!
Thought you didn't like spiders
 
I know it's a ton of work, but I think I prefer the taste of crab legs over lobster.
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Don't get me wrong - i love me some lobster, but crab is so good!
Oh Yeah! Crab legs are awesome too!

Out in Cali, I used to order the Alaskan King Crab Leg dinners where ever I could. They were LESS work than the regular crab legs.

But crab & lobster are soooo rich, it doesn't take me much to fill up! :nod:
 
Thought you didn't like spiders
TBH, y'all been desensitizing me for the last few years, so yay me!

Oh, fuck! That reminds me! I saw this big ass strawberry blonde sucker the other day! YUUUUGE! I'm gonna go see if he's still there and try to fuck with him.
 
So i get back from the store and i'm putting away groceries and I start singing:
"One can, two cans, one can, two cans"
and all of a sudden, this muhfuggin' tv turns on (it's been off since last night) and starts telling me facts about toucans.
:shocked:
 
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