Another day, another pitbull mauling

My favorite is when you're walking in public and a pitbull is snarling and straining at his leash and the tatt'ed owner is telling you "it's okay, he's nice."

Stop trying to convince us we're monsters for hating these vicious animals. Kill them all.
but the little dogs "attack" "more"!!!!
 
They're fucking WOLVES guys. All of them regardless of breed. Every dog on the earth today can conceivably mate with a wolf and have puppies. Because that's what they really are.

Any dog can screw you up. That said, when one breed tends to commit most of the crimes, then you'd be crazy to bring one in the house, especially with little children present.

My sister had her hand mauled. Never seemed aggressive before and she raised it from a pup along with a lab pup she had about the same time.

Guess which breed did the mauling.
 
They're fucking WOLVES guys. All of them regardless of breed. Every dog on the earth today can conceivably mate with a wolf and have puppies. Because that's what they really are.

Any dog can screw you up. That said, when one breed tends to commit most of the crimes, then you'd be crazy to bring one in the house, especially with little children present.

My sister had her hand mauled. Never seemed aggressive before and she raised it from a pup along with a lab pup she had about the same time.

Guess which breed did the mauling.
Springer Spaniel
 
They're fucking WOLVES guys. All of them regardless of breed. Every dog on the earth today can conceivably mate with a wolf and have puppies. Because that's what they really are.

Any dog can screw you up. That said, when one breed tends to commit most of the crimes, then you'd be crazy to bring one in the house, especially with little children present.

My sister had her hand mauled. Never seemed aggressive before and she raised it from a pup along with a lab pup she had about the same time.

Guess which breed did the mauling.
Was it the "badowner" breed? That's the only reason those sweet pups attack people.
 
They're fucking WOLVES guys. All of them regardless of breed. Every dog on the earth today can conceivably mate with a wolf and have puppies. Because that's what they really are.

Any dog can screw you up. That said, when one breed tends to commit most of the crimes, then you'd be crazy to bring one in the house, especially with little children present.

My sister had her hand mauled. Never seemed aggressive before and she raised it from a pup along with a lab pup she had about the same time.

Guess which breed did the mauling.
Ummmm... a Schnauzer! :idea:
 
I feel like any full grown adult human should be able to whip any single dog’s ass though.
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I feel like I could. But a woman or children, no.
Guy taught me years ago that if you're down and being mauled by a vicious dog, focus entirely either on getting your fist down that motherfuckers throat or rip his balls off. Whichever is more accessible, go for it.
 
Probably about as easy as a cop shooting a gun out of a dude's hand.
I’m gonna go down to the local dog fight this weekend and sign myself up.

I’ll bend over everyone of them pit bulls and fuck em in the ass and there ain’t a damn thing they can do to stop it
 
Can’t be too hard to break a pit bull’s legs. I’m blaming the “victims” for being sissies and allowing themselves to get beat up by a dog
You're down and being mauled. That motherfucker is so fast you'd better be mentally prepared to go on the offensive instantly or he can have you by the throat and it's over in seconds.
 
Picturing Chewy trying to do BJJ on a pitbull is quite an image.

Full suspenders, marlboros and straw hat trying to wrangle a dog into a gogoplata.
I was thinking more, I wear steel toed boots and one good stomp and that leg is broken in half
 
Picturing Chewy trying to do BJJ on a pitbull is quite an image.

Full suspenders, marlboros and straw hat trying to wrangle a dog into a gogoplata.

I’m gonna go down to the local dog fight this weekend and sign myself up.

I’ll bend over everyone of them pit bulls and fuck em in the ass and there ain’t a damn thing they can do to stop it
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No way this shit is free. :laugh:
 
You're down and being mauled. That motherfucker is so fast you'd better be mentally prepared to go on the offensive instantly or he can have you by the throat and it's over in seconds.
I don’t think a single dog could get me off my feet
 
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