tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[Hu War Yu]

Just did a check-in on my NFL over/under picks for the season, and YEEEESH. I need a few teams to go on some winning or losing streaks

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

So being a fan of male pornstars is a sign of intelligence by your standards?

 

[Dolemite censored]

59 years ago today, 11-22-1963, President John F. Kennedy got his brains blown out.

 

[Hu War Yu]

59 years ago today, 11-22-1963, President John F. Kennedy got his brains blown out.

Man, why you bring this up when we was all just about healed?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Man, why you bring this up when we was all just about healed?

Then you don't want me to post the Zapruder film sequence?

 

[tabascojet]

Then you don't want me to post the Zapruder film sequence?

Correction.. we don't want to post anything at all

 

[Dolemite censored]

Correction.. we don't want to post anything at all

Find an electric socket and stick your tongue in it.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Just did a check-in on my NFL over/under picks for the season, and YEEEESH. I need a few teams to go on some winning or losing streaks

forgot about that... I am reluctant to even bother looking.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Correction.. we don't want to post anything at all

Find an electric socket and stick your tongue in it.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

My son proposed to his gf last night. they are moving together next month.

I get a bigger office!

 

[Hu War Yu]

forgot about that... I am reluctant to even bother looking.

I'm all over the map. Nothing we can do about it now, though, so I shouldn't have bothered either

 

[tabascojet]

I'm all over the map. Nothing we can do about it now, though, so I shouldn't have bothered either

 

[Dolemite censored]

My son proposed to his gf last night. they are moving together next month.

I get a bigger office!

Tell your son to get DNA proof if she has any children.

Women cannot be trusted.

 

[moxie]

I haz a sad
The commercial crab season is delayed because of the stupid humpback whales. Doesn’t look like we’ll be able to use traps to catch them this weekend.

THIS FUGGIN’ SUCKS! I HATE YOUR FILTHY GUTS AND CRUSTY HAIR, GAVIN NEWSOM!!

 

[williewilliejuan]

My son proposed to his gf last night. they are moving together next month.

I get a bigger office!

Congratulations

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Tell your son to get DNA proof if she has any children.

Women cannot be trusted.

cool....

 

[Dolemite censored]

I haz a sad
The commercial crab season is delayed because of the stupid humpback whales. Doesn’t look like we’ll be able to use traps to catch them this weekend.

THIS FUGGIN’ SUCKS! I HATE YOUR FILTHY GUTS AND CRUSTY HAIR, GAVIN NEWSOM!!

Sad.

But, there's still barracuda, bonita, perch, mackerel, sea bass, sculpin and yellowtail.

Sculpin spines are slightly venomous. Not fatal, but there's swelling and pain worse than anything you could imagine outside of marriage.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Barracuda is trash fish

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Just did a check-in on my NFL over/under picks for the season, and YEEEESH. I need a few teams to go on some winning or losing streaks

holy shit my picks look terrible.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I was talking to one of my employees about that today. I don’t know where the people who are at the store this week generally get their food, but it’s clearly not from the grocery store. Bunch of people walking around aimlessly like they don’t know how food shopping works.

Oh, you mean the ones who seem to have gotten bored waiting for the Mothership, so they decide to just wander aimlessly around the grocery? I wonder where they come from. It's like they only emerge at certain times of year.