tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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moxie said:
Prolly should take the dog out first.

Maybe check the mail.

See if the ponds are clean.

Wonder if the pool is warm.

Do I need gas in my car?

I need to go to the grocery store for something.

I should sweep the deck.

Hummingbirds prolly need more food.

Regular birds, too.

I should go get the christmas lights out of storage.

I need to exchange some stuff at target.
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:martini: :martini: OR :martini:
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Excited Season 5 GIF by Parks and Recreation
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Has anyone ever seen Chris Pratt and Carmelo Alvarez in the same room?
 
moxie said:
Prolly should take the dog out first.

Maybe check the mail.

See if the ponds are clean.

Wonder if the pool is warm.

Do I need gas in my car?

I need to go to the grocery store for something.

I should sweep the deck.

Hummingbirds prolly need more food.

Regular birds, too.

I should go get the christmas lights out of storage.

I need to exchange some stuff at target.
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I get this way about inputting everything into quickbooks. Going through bank statements, and reconciling everything. It is the most painful thing to just do. If I just did it a month at a time, it would be a menial task, but I only do it about once every six months, and its agonizing.
 
moxie said:
Prolly should take the dog out first.

Maybe check the mail.

See if the ponds are clean.

Wonder if the pool is warm.

Do I need gas in my car?

I need to go to the grocery store for something.

I should sweep the deck.

Hummingbirds prolly need more food.

Regular birds, too.

I should go get the christmas lights out of storage.

I need to exchange some stuff at target.
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You are the "pro" in procrastination.
 
moxie said:
Prolly should take the dog out first.
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Baby your reports are due...
moxie said:
Maybe check the mail.
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Baby your reports are due...
moxie said:
See if the ponds are clean.
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Baby your reports are due...
moxie said:
Wonder if the pool is warm.
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It's very cold...
moxie said:
Do I need gas in my car?
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Plenty in the tank...
moxie said:
I need to go to the grocery store for something.
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Nah you got everything...
moxie said:
I should sweep the deck.
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Nah it's plenty clean...
moxie said:
Hummingbirds prolly need more food.
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They can fend for themselves...
moxie said:
Regular birds, too.
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And them too...
moxie said:
I should go get the christmas lights out of storage.
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Baby your reports are due..
moxie said:
I need to exchange some stuff at target.
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But baby your reports....are....due!!!!!!!!!
 
Dolemite censored said:
I think @moxie has oppositional defiance disorder. She won't do something merely because she's required to do it.
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is "being told" the same as being required?

Then yes. I have that.

I just don't appreciate being told what to do. People should know by now that in order for me to comply, they have to make me think something is my idea.
 
omg. that sucked so much. I got the boss's done. I'll clear my corp card expenses now but will need another day to tackle the other shit.
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Dolemite censored said:
You do. Look it up. I think it traces back to you being forced to go door to door to spread the gospel or something.
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It definitely started before that. I remember being stubborn about stupid shit at like, age 4 or earlier. Mostly about making me eat stuff I didn't want to, so I'd surreptitiously drop it on the floor & smash it. :laugh:
 
moxie said:
It definitely started before that. I remember being stubborn about stupid shit at like, age 4 or earlier. Mostly about making me eat stuff I didn't want to, so I'd surreptitiously drop it on the floor & smash it. :laugh:
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For me it's always been reading. I can read fine when Im interested in something, but if it's something boring, I literally cannot force myself to read something. Even if I do just overcome the absolute internal refusal, I will retain zero information, and have to read the same page repeatedly. I fucked off so many book reports, and just wish the internet was around when I was in school.

Even to this day, I'm sure it's a touch of adhd, I can't force myself to read shit that doesn't spike my interest. Give me a video, or movie, or another medium, or fucketh off.

Have been digging audio books on road trips lately. Packing for Mars was cool.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
For me it's always been reading. I can read fine when Im interested in something, but if it's something boring, I literally cannot force myself to read something. Even if I do just overcome the absolute internal refusal, I will retain zero information, and have to read the same page repeatedly. I fucked off so many book reports, and just wish the internet was around when I was in school.

Even to this day, I'm sure it's a touch of adhd, I can't force myself to read shit that doesn't spike my interest. Give me a video, or movie, or another medium, or fucketh off.

Have been digging audio books on road trips lately. Packing for Mars was cool.
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I could always read like a mawfk but the second I see a number, my brain fritzes out. Fuck numbers. Rude little curly bitches. 5. Lookit how stupid that shape is.
 
3 is even more retarded
 
moxie said:
I could always read like a mawfk but the second I see a number, my brain fritzes out. Fuck numbers. Rude little curly bitches. 5. Lookit how stupid that shape is.
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Like Miranda Lambert says, it takes all kinds a kinds. I think
 
moxie said:
I could always read like a mawfk but the second I see a number, my brain fritzes out. Fuck numbers. Rude little curly bitches. 5. Lookit how stupid that shape is.
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I do numbers in my head like nothing. My wife will throw numbers out, I'll blurt out a basic guesstimate, and she gets mad when she uses a calculator and I'm right.
 
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