Why are people from Wisconsin so God damn weird?

WI goat midwest state. goatest people of the earth
 
What are “Real Cheese People” anyways?

Is that like Children of the Corn for aduits?
 
I've lived in Wisconsin my entire life and have never had mead.

Our homebrew staple tends to be apple pie. That shit is fucking delicious.
 
Every year here at work, we draw names and do a bit of an alcohol exchange. It’s not some big secret or anything, I asked the guy I drew what he wanted, and he said Tito’s vodka, so I got him a fifth

The guy who drew me is from Wisconsin, didn’t ask me what I wanted, but his father in law is my mentor and a guy I look up to, so he’s partied with me before, and though I don’t expect a jug of shine, I would have gladly taken some Canadian Club, Jim, Jack, Evan, Makers Mark or any hard liquor.

But this fucker got me something called mead. I don’t even know what the fuck mead is, and I’m never gonna drink, but I have to say thank you and pretend like I love it.

This is the same dude that wouldn’t take my 100 dollars a run bet for the Braves and Brewers in the NLDS

aren't you and white knight like in a relationship or brothers or something?
 
Every year here at work, we draw names and do a bit of an alcohol exchange. It’s not some big secret or anything, I asked the guy I drew what he wanted, and he said Tito’s vodka, so I got him a fifth

The guy who drew me is from Wisconsin, didn’t ask me what I wanted, but his father in law is my mentor and a guy I look up to, so he’s partied with me before, and though I don’t expect a jug of shine, I would have gladly taken some Canadian Club, Jim, Jack, Evan, Makers Mark or any hard liquor.

But this fucker got me something called mead. I don’t even know what the fuck mead is, and I’m never gonna drink, but I have to say thank you and pretend like I love it.

This is the same dude that wouldn’t take my 100 dollars a run bet for the Braves and Brewers in the NLDS
Maybe you could DM @ill I’d be willing to bet that he’s the sort of dude who drinks mead while attending the Renaissance faire.
 
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