Why are people from Wisconsin so God damn weird?

[Handicappers]

Mead is the perfect honey wine for hillbillies. He probably thought it was something you'd like.

 

[fishinabarrel]

That's still peach schnapps territory. Please stop, you're embarrassing my state.

It's not meant to be liquor lol

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

WI goat midwest state. goatest people of the earth

 

[Kburjr]

How they say their vowels.

*vow'ls

 

[RobBase]

What are “Real Cheese People” anyways?

Is that like Children of the Corn for aduits?

 

[Kburjr]

WI goat midwest state. goatest people of the earth

He knows.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

What are “Real Cheese People” anyways?

Is that like Children of the Corn for aduits?

Corn is Iowa.

Second goatest state in mw.

 

[PackJason]

I've lived in Wisconsin my entire life and have never had mead.

Our homebrew staple tends to be apple pie. That shit is fucking delicious.

 

[Kburjr]

What are “Real Cheese People” anyways?

Is that like Children of the Corn for aduits?

We don't do Velveeta.

 

[huskers1217]

Every year here at work, we draw names and do a bit of an alcohol exchange. It’s not some big secret or anything, I asked the guy I drew what he wanted, and he said Tito’s vodka, so I got him a fifth

The guy who drew me is from Wisconsin, didn’t ask me what I wanted, but his father in law is my mentor and a guy I look up to, so he’s partied with me before, and though I don’t expect a jug of shine, I would have gladly taken some Canadian Club, Jim, Jack, Evan, Makers Mark or any hard liquor.

But this fucker got me something called mead. I don’t even know what the fuck mead is, and I’m never gonna drink, but I have to say thank you and pretend like I love it.

This is the same dude that wouldn’t take my 100 dollars a run bet for the Braves and Brewers in the NLDS

aren't you and white knight like in a relationship or brothers or something?

 

[PackJason]

Corn is Iowa.

Second goatest state in mw.

Iowa fucking sucks.

 

[RobBase]

Corn is Iowa.

Second goatest state in mw.

College football programs not factored into this study?

 

[huskers1217]

According to wiki, ABV of mead ranges from 3% to 20%. That's peach schnapps territory, you fruitcake.

its actually 7% at the lowest.... so its more than most light beers

 

[RobBase]

WI goat midwest state. goatest people of the earth

I’ll do my own independent research.

 

[huskers1217]

Corn is Iowa.

Second goatest state in mw.

Iowa fucking sucks.. Iowa is the worst..

 

[Kburjr]

College football programs not factored into this study?

Stay on your side of the lake.

 

[HammerDown]

I've lived in Wisconsin my entire life

Chewy I think you have your answer.

 

[RobBase]

I've lived in Wisconsin my entire life

@Flavortown Tebow you’re full of shit.

 

[huskers1217]

WI goat midwest state. goatest people of the earth

they are a great lake state.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Every year here at work, we draw names and do a bit of an alcohol exchange. It’s not some big secret or anything, I asked the guy I drew what he wanted, and he said Tito’s vodka, so I got him a fifth

The guy who drew me is from Wisconsin, didn’t ask me what I wanted, but his father in law is my mentor and a guy I look up to, so he’s partied with me before, and though I don’t expect a jug of shine, I would have gladly taken some Canadian Club, Jim, Jack, Evan, Makers Mark or any hard liquor.

But this fucker got me something called mead. I don’t even know what the fuck mead is, and I’m never gonna drink, but I have to say thank you and pretend like I love it.

This is the same dude that wouldn’t take my 100 dollars a run bet for the Braves and Brewers in the NLDS

Maybe you could DM @ill I’d be willing to bet that he’s the sort of dude who drinks mead while attending the Renaissance faire.