Wendsday with ill

[Fish]

Redfoot was once invited to join a three-way with Bob and Elizabeth Dole

I'd do Liz, Bob would have to stay in the other room though.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I'm not limber enough to do that.

There's a guy in my local union that could suck his own dick. How do I and everyone else know this? He took pictures of himself doing this and showed them to everyone. I declined to look. He also had a ponytail all the way down to his belt line.
Business manager called me one time and said he wanted me to put this guy to work. I said sorry, don't need anybody right now. Hired another guy the next day.

Great so some schmo was sucking his own dick then probably went out and performed work at peoples' homes? Wonder if he offered discounts?

@kobesgame

 

[stakesarehigh]

I get the Oikos Triple Zero cases from Sam's Club. So it's a rotation of Strawberry, Vanilla and Mixed Berries.

They've got like a dozen or more flavors, though, so every once in a while, I'll pick up an assortment from the regular grocery store. Sad that those are the exciting breakfasts. . .

Less serial killerish than plain every day

Phew

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I get the Oikos Triple Zero cases from Sam's Club. So it's a rotation of Strawberry, Vanilla and Mixed Berries.

Hell yes.

Me, you and Saquan Barkley enjoying some high protein low calorie yogurt.

But Costco.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Redfoot was once invited to join a three-way with Bob and Elizabeth Dole

That's false, but Mr Belding wanted Mrs Redfoot pretty badly one night.

Fucking Mr Belding. . .

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hell yes.

Me, you and Saquan Barkley enjoying some high protein low calorie yogurt.

But Costco.

Does Costco have the same assortment?

 

[stakesarehigh]

That's false, but Mr Belding wanted Mrs Redfoot pretty badly one night.

Fucking Mr Belding. . .

I've heard he's a creep

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Best case is him staring in the corner. It's a sliding scale of weird from there.

I can just picture a young Slinky wandering into the bedroom slurping down spaghetti and looking at the dude scolding him about how starchy the noodles are

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Does Costco have the same assortment?

They do.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Best case is him staring in the corner. It's a sliding scale of weird from there.

lolz. That's almost exactly what I thought.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

That's false, but Mr Belding wanted Mrs Redfoot pretty badly one night.

Fucking Mr Belding. . .

Ok I have heard this story several times and to be candid it amuses me. But I have to ask this question. If Mr Belding had say Jessie or Kelly with him would that have persuaded you?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

They do.

GTFO you don't know that

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I can just picture a young Slinky wandering into the bedroom slurping down spaghetti and looking at the dude scolding him about how starchy the noodles are

Oh fuck, that one was HYSTERICAL.

 

[Fish]

Great so some schmo was sucking his own dick then probably went out and performed work at peoples' homes? Wonder if he offered discounts?

@kobesgame

We didn't work on homes.

Mainly hospitals and prisons.

I had another freak working for me for a time. The Warden called and said he needed to have a meeting with me. So I go into the warden's office and he says "You know we have women working in the guard towers at times, don't you?"
I said no I didn't know that but how does that affect me?

He says Well I've had a few of the women complain to me that the long haired guy you have working for you doesn't go to the bathroom, he pisses against the prison wall and when he's done he shakes his dick at the tower guards and smiles. And they say he has quite a large dick.

I say ok I'll tell him to quit doing that. But I'm thinking yeah he must have a monster dick if those women all the way up there in the guard tower can see it.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Ok I have heard this story several times and to be candid it amuses me. But I have to ask this question. If Mr Belding had say Jessie or Kelly with him would that have persuaded you?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

We didn't work on homes.

Mainly hospitals and prisons.

I had another freak working for me for a time. The Warden called and said he needed to have a meeting with me. So I go into the warden's office and he says "You know we have women working in the guard towers at times, don't you?"
I said no I didn't know that but how does that affect me?

He says Well I've had a few of the women complain to me that the long haired guy you have working for you doesn't go to the bathroom, he pisses against the prison wall and when he's done he shakes his dick at the tower guards and smiles. And they say he has quite a large dick.

I say ok I'll tell him to quit doing that. But I'm thinking yeah he must have a monster dick if those women all the way up there in the guard tower can see it.

Well this seems to fit with your story of him being able to pleasure hisself

 

[Fish]

Hell yes.

Me, you and Saquan Barkley enjoying some high protein low calorie yogurt.

But Costco.

Fuck Costco, fuck yogurt, and fuck you.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Ok I have heard this story several times and to be candid it amuses me. But I have to ask this question. If Mr Belding had say Jessie or Kelly with him would that have persuaded you?

Slinky <whispers to Mrs Redfoot>: Look, babe, I love you, but you're gonna have to take one for the team here.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

What? Like you weren't thinking the same thing?

 

[Me]

I get the Oikos Triple Zero cases from Sam's Club. So it's a rotation of Strawberry, Vanilla and Mixed Berries.

They've got like a dozen or more flavors, though, so every once in a while, I'll pick up an assortment from the regular grocery store. Sad that those are the exciting breakfasts. . .

You're like a real life beginning of Old School