LOL @ Florida

I didn't even know what a "loofah" is. Had to look it up. :twitch:

Thought it was some type of character from Wizard of Oz or Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory... :noidea:
 
we now have loofahs....



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I didn't even know what a "loofah" is. Had to look it up. :twitch:

Thought it was some type of character from Wizard of Oz or Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory... :noidea:
...you didn't know what a loofah was? Really?
 
I didn't even know what a "loofah" is. Had to look it up. :twitch:

Thought it was some type of character from Wizard of Oz or Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory... :noidea:

...you didn't know what a loofah was? Really?
Andrea Mackris lawsuit against Bill O'Reilly, circa 2004:

O'Reilly then allegedly launched into a lengthy fantasy featuring a loofah mitt.

"...you'd definitely get two wines in you, as quickly as I could get into you I would get 'em into you, maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you," the complaint quotes O'Reilly as saying to Mackris. "You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and you would have your back to me and I would take that loofah thing and kinda' soap up your back...rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water...and um, you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you would still be with your back to me then I would kinda' put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofah mitts you know, so I got my hands in it...and I would put it around front, kinda' rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard...'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I'd just put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..."

"During the course of Defendant Bill O'Reilly's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed."
 
Andrea Mackris lawsuit against Bill O'Reilly, circa 2004:

O'Reilly then allegedly launched into a lengthy fantasy featuring a loofah mitt.

"...you'd definitely get two wines in you, as quickly as I could get into you I would get 'em into you, maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you," the complaint quotes O'Reilly as saying to Mackris. "You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and you would have your back to me and I would take that loofah thing and kinda' soap up your back...rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water...and um, you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you would still be with your back to me then I would kinda' put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofah mitts you know, so I got my hands in it...and I would put it around front, kinda' rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard...'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I'd just put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..."


"During the course of Defendant Bill O'Reilly's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed."
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Andrea Mackris lawsuit against Bill O'Reilly, circa 2004:

O'Reilly then allegedly launched into a lengthy fantasy featuring a loofah mitt.

"...you'd definitely get two wines in you, as quickly as I could get into you I would get 'em into you, maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you," the complaint quotes O'Reilly as saying to Mackris. "You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and you would have your back to me and I would take that loofah thing and kinda' soap up your back...rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water...and um, you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you would still be with your back to me then I would kinda' put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofah mitts you know, so I got my hands in it...and I would put it around front, kinda' rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard...'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I'd just put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..."


"During the course of Defendant Bill O'Reilly's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed."
Ummm...ok
 
Andrea Mackris lawsuit against Bill O'Reilly, circa 2004:

O'Reilly then allegedly launched into a lengthy fantasy featuring a loofah mitt.

"...you'd definitely get two wines in you, as quickly as I could get into you I would get 'em into you, maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you," the complaint quotes O'Reilly as saying to Mackris. "You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and you would have your back to me and I would take that loofah thing and kinda' soap up your back...rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water...and um, you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you would still be with your back to me then I would kinda' put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofah mitts you know, so I got my hands in it...and I would put it around front, kinda' rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard...'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I'd just put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..."


"During the course of Defendant Bill O'Reilly's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed."
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Large Male Student Pummels, Knocks Out Female Teacher For Taking Away His Nintendo Switch​


 
According to surveillance footage from within the school, the student, who is approximately 6’6″ and 270 pounds, walked quickly toward the victim and pushed her several feet, knocking her unconscious to the school floor. Following this, the student is shown kicking and punching the unconscious victim multiple times in the back and head. The victim, who was unconscious during the assault and unable to protect herself, was transported to a local hospital for treatment.
 
Why did the principal resign? He was on solid ground. I fully support not showing pornographic content to children like the kind of stuff progressive pervert teacher's like to do, but this is a piece of sculpted art widely recognized as a masterpiece. Something doesn't pass the smell test here.
 
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