LOL @ Florida

Because its Disney. Place is a germ infested cult
Meaning GIF
 
I was traveling in FL many years ago on business (Tampa/Madeira Beach area) and it was bumper to bumper traffic to get to the interstate. (There was construction or an accident). I was worried I was gonna be late for my meeting so I was looking for an alternate route but the neverlost navigation in my hertz rental car wasn’t giving me one. I pulled up to this guy who was towing a boat. I figured he had to be local so I pull up beside him and ask him “is there an alternate route to the interstate”. He looks over at me and I can see his eyes are all glassy and as soon as he talks I can tell he’s shitfaced. Btw, it was about 7:30 in the morning. He says “no. This road is it”. I asked him “how many miles to the interstate?” He sighs and says “it’s about 5-6 miles but in this traffic it’s probably about 20 miles.” :oops:

I just said “thanks a lot” and we gave each other a wave.

Floriduh strikes again.
 

And you have towns like this where a bunch of people cut off their own limbs for insurance money. And you drive through this town when going to Panama City.

A town of less than 800 people accounted for 2/3 of the loss limb insurance claims in the entire country in the late 50’s/early 60’s
That’s the most florida man thing I’ve ever heard.
 
Rattlesnake is delicious. I bet a python would taste good too
 
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