LOL @ Florida

[Illustrious Potentate]

Ok fine. It just takes em longer.

Or on a raft from Cuba

 

[Red_Alert]

Post your result.

Example: Florida Man June 15

Florida man steals pool floats for sex 'instead of raping women,' police say

A Florida man has been arrested and charged after the Palm Bay Police Department said he stole pool floats for sex "instead of raping woman."

www.clickorlando.com

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

What really sucks dicks is Georgia.

I go 100 miles out of my way going to Florida just to avoid that shithole.

We don’t want your kind in this state anyways. I do drive through Illinois on the way to South Dakota, but I fill up in Kentucky and don’t stop again until I’m on the other side of St Louis.

 

[jjc2009]

it has expanded dramatically. Worth another visit, but I'd suggest going in Jan/Feb to avoid the crowds.

Used to be annual pass holders but ain’t going back until they get rid of that stupid genie plus app.

 

[Fish]

We don’t want your kind in this state anyways. I do drive through Illinois on the way to South Dakota, but I fill up in Kentucky and don’t stop again until I’m on the other side of St Louis.

I don't like IL either but my end of the state is a lot different than the evil part 350 miles away.

 

[Red_Alert]

Florida man bitten in the face by an alligator while looking for his Frisbee, say police

Wildlife officials are searching for an alligator that bit a man directly in the face. Largo Police Department spokesman Lt. Scott Gore told Creative Loafing...

www.orlandoweekly.com

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I don't like IL either but my end of the state is a lot different than the evil part 350 miles away.

It’s a featureless landscape

 

[Fish]

It’s a featureless landscape

And I75 is such a geographical wonder...

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

And I75 is such a geographical wonder...

Cotton>corn

 

[Fish]

Cotton>corn

Now that's some retarded bullshit...

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Now that's some retarded bullshit...

It’s some genius truth

 

[rsw626]

Georgia is where Deliverance took place and was filmed.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Georgia is where Deliverance took place and was filmed.

My neck of the woods too and I’m damn proud of it. The inbred banjo playing kid works at the Wal Mart in Clayton, GA

 

[BigRedMoe]

A Florida Man Steals An Ambulance, Does Not Make a Clean Getaway

It's only April 4 and we already have a candidate for "A Florida Man" story of the year. An ambulance was stolen at Oak Hill Hospital In Brooksville shortly after noon today. The vehicle was left unattended as the crew was dropping off a patient. Police say Trey Cornwell jumped in and drove off

myq105.com

 

[steelerssb]

 

[huskers1217]

Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder, arson

Officers of the Miami Police Department say a man with a deformed skull is charged with arson and attempted murder after setting a mattress on fire.The incident happened just after 2:30 p.m. Monday, according to officers, who identified the suspect as 31-y

ktul.com

 

[rsw626]

Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial

The man accused of killing Pinky, a well-known and beloved flamingo at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, was hit by a truck and died before his trial on charges related to the bird’s death.

www.washingtonexaminer.com

 

[Inquisitor]

Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in middle of the road

 

[steelerssb]

Florida Man October 2

On October 2, 2018, an 81 year old Florida Man was arrested after he allegedly offered a woman $200,000 to buy her young daughter at a Florida Walmart, according to USAToday

www.audacy.com

 

[Bender]