tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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trojanfan12 said:
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She'd hate living next door to me. I use my grill or smoker several times a week.
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Stay away from California. They are banning single use propane cylinders.
Not long before the environmental wackos ban propane tanks, gas grills and burning charcoal.
Lighting fluid was long ago banned there.

"Is California banning single-use propane?

California Bans the Sale of Single-Use Propane Bottles ...


So, as part of wide-ranging update and expansion of its recycling and waste management regulations, California SB1256 has banned the sale of single-use propane cylinders in the state, effective January 1, 2028.Nov 3, 2022"
 
trojanfan12 said:
lol

She'd hate living next door to me. I use my grill or smoker several times a week.
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I don't like the smell of cooking meat, at all.
I couldn't care less if someone uses their grill or smoker, 'cause they smell that wafts is almost never that of cooking meat, but of whatever fuel (charcoal, wood, whatever) people use.
If it did bother me, too bad for me. It isn't their problem I don't like the smell. I mean, what if I'm grilling vegetables and someone doesn't like the smell of cooking onions, or mushroom, or red bell peppers? It's the same fucking concept.
 
Just watched a commercial for a drug that treats bi-polar disorder, but the side effects are so horrific, including permanent physical disorders, why the fuck would anybody take that shit? All the time they were describing the debilitating physical damage, there were people dancing and singing.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Stay away from California. They are banning single use propane cylinders.
Not long before the environmental wackos ban propane tanks, gas grills and burning charcoal.
Lighting fluid was long ago banned there.

"Is California banning single-use propane?

California Bans the Sale of Single-Use Propane Bottles ...


So, as part of wide-ranging update and expansion of its recycling and waste management regulations, California SB1256 has banned the sale of single-use propane cylinders in the state, effective January 1, 2028.Nov 3, 2022"
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This morning, I heard that Pasadena PD is all getting outfitted with tessies.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Stay away from California. They are banning single use propane cylinders.
Not long before the environmental wackos ban propane tanks, gas grills and burning charcoal.
Lighting fluid was long ago banned there.

"Is California banning single-use propane?

California Bans the Sale of Single-Use Propane Bottles ...


So, as part of wide-ranging update and expansion of its recycling and waste management regulations, California SB1256 has banned the sale of single-use propane cylinders in the state, effective January 1, 2028.Nov 3, 2022"
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So Cali isn't the place to go for grilled steaks. Got it.
 
Center Ice said:
Just watched a commercial for a drug that treats bi-polar disorder, but the side effects are so horrific, including permanent physical disorders, why the fuck would anybody take that shit? All the time they were describing the debilitating physical damage, there were people dancing and singing.
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I honestly do not even understand why prescription drug commercials exist (FUCK!! Now it’s stuck!! “Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic!”). They should only be on a doctor channel. It’s so retarded.

“Do you suffer from A1fib with type 3 diabetic colonic ulceritis with stage 7 fibulary renal retrograde brought on by medullary thyroid disorder and bipolar 12? Ask your doctor if Axteritagra-alumibab could be right for you!
Do not take Axteritagra-alumibab if you’re allergic to it or any of its ingredients. Side effects include spastic diarrhea, uncontrollable vomiting, paralysis, insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, multiple sclerosis, AIDS, liver and kidney failure, blindness, skin lesions and hair loss. Inform your doctor if you have thoughts of suicide as this drug has shown to cause severe depression in some patients. Do not take with maoi inhibitors, as this can lead to death. Ask your doctor today!”
 
moxie said:
I honestly do not even understand why prescription drug commercials exist (FUCK!! Now it’s stuck!! “Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic!”). They should only be on a doctor channel. It’s so retarded.

“Do you suffer from A1fib with type 3 diabetic colonic ulceritis with stage 7 fibulary renal retrograde brought on by medullary thyroid disorder and bipolar 12? Ask your doctor if Axteritagra-alumibab could be right for you!
Do not take Axteritagra-alumibab if you’re allergic to it or any of its ingredients. Side effects include spastic diarrhea, uncontrollable vomiting, paralysis, insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, multiple sclerosis, AIDS, liver and kidney failure, blindness, skin lesions and hair loss. Inform your doctor if you have thoughts of suicide as this drug has shown to cause severe depression in some patients. Do not take with maoi inhibitors, as this can lead to death. Ask your doctor today!”
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Too funny. There used to be a commercial that played all of the time for a drug for blind people whose body clock got all jacked up and they couldn’t tell night from day. I always had two thoughts:

1.) How many blind people exist who have this condition to make this expenditure worth your money? and

2.) Wouldn’t this commercial be better suited for radio?
 
My team has now texted me, emailed me and messaged me on our league app to try and convince me to go to our post season party next month. How long can I ignore them before it’s a problem?
 
williewilliejuan said:
Too funny. There used to be a commercial that played all of the time for a drug for blind people whose body clock got all jacked up and they couldn’t tell night from day. I always had two thoughts:

1.) How many blind people exist who have this condition to make this expenditure worth your money? and

2.) Wouldn’t this commercial be better suited for radio?
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I remember that one! Dude walking around with sunglasses? Lol!
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
My team has now texted me, emailed me and messaged me on our league app to try and convince me to go to our post season party next month. How long can I ignore them before it’s a problem?
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Are you new? You say yes and be all giddy about going, then you unexpectedly get sick the day of. Problem solved.
:yo:
 
moxie said:
I honestly do not even understand why prescription drug commercials exist (FUCK!! Now it’s stuck!! “Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic!”). They should only be on a doctor channel. It’s so retarded.

“Do you suffer from A1fib with type 3 diabetic colonic ulceritis with stage 7 fibulary renal retrograde brought on by medullary thyroid disorder and bipolar 12? Ask your doctor if Axteritagra-alumibab could be right for you!
Do not take Axteritagra-alumibab if you’re allergic to it or any of its ingredients. Side effects include spastic diarrhea, uncontrollable vomiting, paralysis, insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, multiple sclerosis, AIDS, liver and kidney failure, blindness, skin lesions and hair loss. Inform your doctor if you have thoughts of suicide as this drug has shown to cause severe depression in some patients. Do not take with maoi inhibitors, as this can lead to death. Ask your doctor today!”
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moxie said:
Are you new? You say yes and be all giddy about going, then you unexpectedly get sick the day of. Problem solved.
:yo:
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But I live literally right across the street from the player whose house the party is at. They might end up bringing me chicky noodle soup if I lie about that.
 
Center Ice said:
Just watched a commercial for a drug that treats bi-polar disorder, but the side effects are so horrific, including permanent physical disorders, why the fuck would anybody take that shit? All the time they were describing the debilitating physical damage, there were people dancing and singing.
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Some people like anal leakage.
 
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