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Just as I was about to get the Pixel 6a, they come out with the Pixel 7a. Should I get the 7a, or should I wait for the Pixel 8a, 9a, or 10a?
 
moxie said:
maxie was just too much for my sister to handle. It was funny because she outpaced her for the first couple of rounds (maxie was feeling a little off and really didn’t want to go out at all) but then, the next thing you know, my sister was collapsed on my bathroom floor, puking her guts out (pretty sure she pissed her pants, too). She was supposed to go home the following day, but was still so fukt, she had to stay another day. Apparently, maxie (aka Paris Hilton) got pissed when some unsavory types told them they were going to take over the area we were sitting in because they paid for bottle service. So maxie told them to fuck off and bought a bottle herself. Pineapple juice was the mixer of choice… my sister said it smelled like she was peeing straight pineapple juice :laugh:

She also owes me for a car detailing.
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steelerssb said:
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The Athletic fired a bunch of people
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Stewart Mandell? Andy Staples?
 
Dolemite censored said:
Just as I was about to get the Pixel 6a, they come out with the Pixel 7a. Should I get the 7a, or should I wait for the Pixel 8a, 9a, or 10a?
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Pfftt...getting just like the iPhones

I'm using a 4a but I can already see it getting wonky, as if they're no longer doing updates and bug fixes
 
Well, I did read that Andy Staples left The Athletic on May 30th. What’s next, Andy?
 
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Goodie two shoes pizza worker at Whole Foods saw me putting two slices in one box and says one per.

Me: puts one slice with the other in another aisle and gets rid of the boxView attachment 102331
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You should have told her you were just trying to save a tree by using one box instead of two, and why does she hate Mother Earth.
I bet the look on her face would have been worth it.
 
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