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Next door neighbors are Filipinos. Today, June 12 is Philippines Independence Day. They'll be in their back yard, almost right under my bedroom window partying, drinking, and playing loud music until 3 fucking AM.

Shit!
 
Next door neighbors are Filipinos. Today, June 12 is Philippines Independence Day. They'll be in their back yard, almost right under my bedroom window partying, drinking, and playing loud music until 3 fucking AM.

Shit!
If they aren’t doing karaoke, they aren’t Filipinos.
 
Karaoke? Fuck. That's even worse.
Sing this. It’s pronounced just like it’s spelled. You’ll be the belle of the ball.

Heto na naman
Nag-iisip na naman ng bituka
Kumain na ako
Bakit nagugutom pa? Oh
At nang makitagay
Kumulong bigla ang aking sikmura
Maghahanap na ako sa kanto
Mayro'n ba? Oh-oh-oh-oh
Nais ko, 'yung pagtapat sa 'yo
Sana'y bilhin mo kaagad, sampung piso nito
Kahit na baboy, manok o baka 'to
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Isaw nga, 'yan ang hanap-hanap
Ang sarap 'pag iyong nalanghap
Nilulubog sa may siling suka
Na may konting asin, paminta
Isaw nga, galing sa nagbabagang uling
Ni Aling Kikay
'Wag lang 'di matikman ang lahat
Humihingi pa ng isa
Oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh
Nang mag-inuman na
Parang bigla akong nirayuma
Alam kong sa isaw ito
Tuloy ang ligaya, oh-oh-oh, oh-whoa
Nais ko, 'yung pagtapat sa 'yo
Sana'y bilhin mo kaagad, sampung piso nito
Kahit na baboy, manok o baka 'to
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
Isaw nga, 'yan ang hanap-hanap
Ang sarap 'pag iyong nalanghap
Nilulubog sa may siling suka
Na may konting asin, paminta
Isaw nga (isaw nga), galing sa nagbabagang uling
Ni Aling Kikay (Aling Kikay)
'Wag lang 'di matikman ang lahat
Humihingi pa ng isa
'Di na makatigil ng nguya
 
Over-tattooed. Saw one in booty shorts with her left leg totally tattooed and the right one clean. Fucking weird.
Owns Cristiano Ronaldo GIF
 
I am so sick of retarded laborers. I guess ima hafta just lump my fat ass out there and do it my goddamned-self, since fucktard doesn't speak fucking Engrish.

Seriously, round is square...path is fucking parkway...they're like fucking infants that need constant fucking babysitting, and that can't understand simple fucking instructions. Fffuck!


Have i told you guys that my fucking addition STILL is not complete? Fired the fucking contractor a while back. Still dealing with jackoffs to finish. Money-fucking-pit.

peter snap GIF
 
I am so sick of retarded laborers. I guess ima hafta just lump my fat ass out there and do it my goddamned-self, since fucktard doesn't speak fucking Engrish.

Seriously, round is square...path is fucking parkway...they're like fucking infants that need constant fucking babysitting, and that can't understand simple fucking instructions. Fffuck!


Have i told you guys that my fucking addition STILL is not complete? Fired the fucking contractor a while back. Still dealing with jackoffs to finish. Money-fucking-pit.

peter snap GIF

Keep an eye out for mechanics' liens.
 
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