If you loved Mike Leach, stop wearing neckties

[Hu War Yu]

I don’t wear em, but I can see the usefulness of blazers and jackets. I can’t think of any practical purpose that neckties serve. It’s pure vanity. Can’t even call it style over substance since nobody in the history of time hasn’t looked like an egg head dork while wearing a necktie

Gallagher's theory was that neckties were like male plumage on birds: to attract females

 

[DragonFromTo]

Gallagher's theory was that neckties were like male plumage on birds: to attract females

I mean, I know that if I need advice on attracting females Gallagher is definitely my one phone call

 

[Voltaire]

I thankfully no longer wear ties. There was a time in my life where I had to wear a tie at work every day. That changed when offices went business casual and changed again now that I work from home. Shorts and a polo shirt are the new office attire.

I don't see a problem with a tie, as long as it is KNOT to complicated.

 

[Pitman]

I wore a tie for the first time in 20 years at my daughter’s wedding in January

 

[Wizardhawk]

If you REALLY loved Mike Leach, wear nothing to work but an eye patch.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

If you REALLY loved Mike Leach, wear nothing to work but an eye patch.

 

[Cowboyinexile]

I was supposed to wear a tie to the kids schools winter ball. My date got sick so luckily I got out of it. That being said I have 20 year old ties that are still tied and I just have to tighten them. One of the kids babysitters for the summer is getting married on Saturday. Thank God she didn't think to invite me. Good for her but a 6 hr drive to Grand Forks ND for a dry wedding in a tie. Nope

 

[williewilliejuan]

I was supposed to wear a tie to the kids schools winter ball. My date got sick so luckily I got out of it. That being said I have 20 year old ties that are still tied and I just have to tighten them. One of the kids babysitters for the summer is getting married on Saturday. Thank God she didn't think to invite me. Good for her but a 6 hr drive to Grand Forks ND for a dry wedding in a tie. Nope

A six hour drive to a dry wedding should be illegal.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I was supposed to wear a tie to the kids schools winter ball. My date got sick so luckily I got out of it. That being said I have 20 year old ties that are still tied and I just have to tighten them. One of the kids babysitters for the summer is getting married on Saturday. Thank God she didn't think to invite me. Good for her but a 6 hr drive to Grand Forks ND for a dry wedding in a tie. Nope

I would be offended to get an invite to a dry wedding happening across the street. A six hour drive, I’m showing up drunk and and yelling the bride has herpes in the speak now or forever hold your piece part

 

[williewilliejuan]

I would be offended to get an invite to a dry wedding happening across the street. A six hour drive, I’m showing up drunk and and yelling the bride has herpes in the speak now or forever hold your piece part

Ask the groom if he can let you know in the morning if he can tell where “her” penis used to be attached.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

 

[Deep Creek]

They’re useless and only sheep wear them anyways

They come in handy when you need to wipe gravy off your chin.

 

[Deep Creek]

I thankfully no longer wear ties. There was a time in my life where I had to wear a tie at work every day. That changed when offices went business casual and changed again now that I work from home. Shorts and a polo shirt are the new office attire.

Many moons ago the mayor in El Paso banned ties at City Hall from May 1 to October 1. And he carried around a pair of scissors and cut the tie off anyone that wore won during that time. Lore has it that it nearly caused fistacuffs with a couple of visitors.