tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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tabascojet said:
I haven't lost a bet since the all star game.... :yes:
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Yet still have less vCash than @huskers1217

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I’m heading out for vacation tomorrow and the females in my life are about to drive me fucking crazy. I packed in under ten minutes. They’re still pulling shoes and face cleansers out of the fucking woodwork. Good lord. We’re going to be gone a week. Deal with it.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’m heading out for vacation tomorrow and the females in my life are about to drive me fucking crazy. I packed in under ten minutes. They’re still pulling shoes and face cleansers out of the fucking woodwork. Good lord. We’re going to be gone a week. Deal with it.
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I remember hearing an old wives tale in Chicago when I was younger that the men who fucked the most women during their lives would be cursed by having only daughters.
 
Nothing worth watching, nothing worth betting on.
 
This sucks. Skeleton crew doing production means I actually have to do something at work today. We need to unionize
 
huskers1217 said:
Not anymore
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You better hope and pray you don't go to Vegas with your betting strategies. You get overextended there and you won't get re-upped. They'll find your skeleton in the desert or you'll be forced to do gay p0rn movies to pay back the debt.
 
Dolemite censored said:
You better hope and pray you don't go to Vegas with your betting strategies. You get overextended there and you won't get re-upped. They'll find your skeleton in the desert or you'll be forced to do gay p0rn movies to pay back the debt.
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Why does it feel like that is actually @huskers1217 job right now ?
 
Dolemite censored said:
You better hope and pray you don't go to Vegas with your betting strategies. You get overextended there and you won't get re-upped. They'll find your skeleton in the desert or you'll be forced to do gay p0rn movies to pay back the debt.
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gobigred said:
Why does it feel like that is actually @huskers1217 job right now ?
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Could be. He might discover a hidden talent.
 
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