tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Patrick Mahomes' hair has been executed.
 
beardown07 said:
Kids' school orientation was last nite. My daughter's first year at the Jr. High. Standing in her home room, looking at all the filthy kids and their gross ass parents....across the room I spot what appeared to be an older sister...maybe 16 or so....fat and ugly, and wearing fucking prosthetic fucking elf, or spock ears. They were movie-quality en shit? Piercings all over, tattoos and colored hair. The fat and ugly Mom was wearing those cat ear deals I keep seeing all the retards wear.

What in the fuck is wrong with people?

And the amount of retarded hair-dos was off the charts. Teal-colored hair and mismatching Chuck Taylors in 6th fucking grade?? So many edge-tards at 11 years old? Fuckin bizarre??
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That age is so incredibly stupid. I see stupid shit all the time.
 
Beardown exaggerating about the elf people is funny. Gone are the days when everyone is wearing flannel shirts with sleeves cut out
 
huskers1217 said:
:rip:

But yes it will always be a thing. Just like the cold. The difference is I stopped testing for it
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Feels like a cold. If Covid never happened, I would think I had a bad cold. It’s fucking with my asthma, tho.
 
gobigred said:
Dole catching crabs. Least surprising thing I’ve seen today
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Surprisingly strong little buggers. Tried to remove one from the trap, but it clamped on to the side of the cage with its claws and I had a hell of a time prying the fucker lose. How could something that small have that much of a grip? Finally pried it loose, but it lost both claw arms.

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Okay I'd let her handle my balls.
 
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