tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Because I'm kind of at that point with these fucking Indians who work there.

Yeah, I've been on the verge of an ...

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... meltdown trying to deal with the Indians working for a certain company.
I keep reminding myself it isn't their fault the company has outsourced the work to India, and they're just making a living.
It's the company's fault they don't seem to be able to speak or understand much English that isn't part of the script they're given.
That said, I'm getting progressively pissed off, and I'm starting to lose my "it isn't their fault" battle.

For example, when the 5th person who couldn't help me said, "thank you for patiently waiting," I wanted to scream, "I'm not fucking patiently waiting!!!" I didn't, but I wanted to.
 
If you didn't get paid today that means it's time card day.

It's also time card day if you didn't do your time card and didn't get paid.
Guess I better check the account then before you assholes make me do unnecessary work!
 
Meh. The bitch didn’t get paid.
 
And why the fuck is it taking DoorDash so goddamn long to drive 8 miles?! They picked my shit up half an hour ago!
 
Yeah, I've been on the verge of an ...

english-motherfucker.gif


... meltdown trying to deal with the Indians working for a certain company.
I keep reminding myself it isn't their fault the company has outsourced the work to India, and they're just making a living.
It's the company's fault they don't seem to be able to speak or understand much English that isn't part of the script they're given.
That said, I'm getting progressively pissed off, and I'm starting to lose my "it isn't their fault" battle.

For example, when the 5th person who couldn't help me said, "thank you for patiently waiting," I wanted to scream, "I'm not fucking patiently waiting!!!" I didn't, but I wanted to.
Most Indians I've come across while yeah have an accent generally speaking are still as easy to understand as anyone else, but I swear they pick the ones with the thickest ones possible.
 
Most Indians I've come across while yeah have an accent generally speaking are still as easy to understand as anyone else, but I swear they pick the ones with the thickest ones possible.

The Indians here are very understandable. The ones in India are generally not.
 
Most Indians I've come across while yeah have an accent generally speaking are still as easy to understand as anyone else, but I swear they pick the ones with the thickest ones possible.

Yep.
And someone needs to come up with a better scripted response for them than saying, "I understand."
No. They obviously do not understand, but you know some research said, "when the customer hears you say you understand, it makes them feel like you are listening to their concerns and want to help them."
 
Yeah, I've been on the verge of an ...

english-motherfucker.gif


... meltdown trying to deal with the Indians working for a certain company.
I keep reminding myself it isn't their fault the company has outsourced the work to India, and they're just making a living.
It's the company's fault they don't seem to be able to speak or understand much English that isn't part of the script they're given.
That said, I'm getting progressively pissed off, and I'm starting to lose my "it isn't their fault" battle.

For example, when the 5th person who couldn't help me said, "thank you for patiently waiting," I wanted to scream, "I'm not fucking patiently waiting!!!" I didn't, but I wanted to.
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Most Indians I've come across while yeah have an accent generally speaking are still as easy to understand as anyone else, but I swear they pick the ones with the thickest ones possible.
Well... they usually are speaking the "Queen's English". :rolleyes2:

I mean, have you had to listen to a Brit speak lately??? :heh:
 
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Some finalists from the 2023 Comedy Wildlife Photo Award.
 
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Similar to @moxie's reaction when she realizes she forgot to do her time card.
 
How much is the doordash charge and how much (%) do you tip?
99¢ delivery fee and I think I tipped 15% (whatever the default is) but I’m going to complain about the delivery time (was promised at 12:06) to see if I can get a refund or a credit.
 
Do you want to earn 8-10k a month and never fill out another time card again? Have I got the opportunity for you.... :thumb:
Net or gross?
 
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