I think I found my new cocktail of choice

[Center Ice]

I have zero respect for anyone that drinks wine that isn’t Mad Dog Orange Jubilee

Interesting. I had to look that up. Two Buck Chuck is the better deal.

MD 20/20 - Orange Jubilee​

Next up on our list is another selection from the venerable Mogen David vitage: Orange Jubilee. Trust me when I say that after a bottle of this swill you will find little to be jubilant about!




Manufacturer: Mogen David Inc., New York
Price: $3.99 / 750ml.
Alcohol Content: 13%

Presentation: 4/5 – Interesting, opaque orange color that screams Sunny Delight!
Taste: 4/5 – When sufficiently chilled, can almost pass for a miserable Screwdriver.
Burn: 4/5 – Worse than other 20/20 varieties, probably due to the “citrus.”
Buzz: 3/5 – Mild to moderate, much like the rest of the Mad Dog catalogue.
Rarity: 2/5 – A little tougher. PA markets seemed dominated by Strawberry-Kiwi.
Value: 3/5 – A half-decent alternative to drinking Listerine for a pick-me-up.

 

[Dolemite censored]

My thing is, if you’re gonna drink, drink. Don’t half ass it

Sophistication eludes you. Carry on.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Sophistication eludes you. Carry on.

Sophisticated is just another word for dull and boring. I drink straight from the jug and I piss on the ground.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Sophisticated is just another word for dull and boring. I drink straight from the jug and I piss on the ground.

I use glasses and have indoor plumbing.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I use glasses and have indoor plumbing.

And you think any woman under 600 pounds is too skinny for you. What’s your point?

 

[Dolemite censored]

And you think any woman under 600 pounds is too skinny for you. What’s your point?

Was never with a woman over 140 pounds until a few years after I got married. Any woman over 150 pounds unless it's height proportional is obese in my mind.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Was never with a woman over 140 pounds until a few years after I got married. Any woman over 150 pounds unless it's height proportional is obese in my mind.

And those super obese women that have to have holes cut in their house to get them out are your favorites

 

[Dolemite censored]

And those super obese women that have to have holes cut in their house to get them out are your favorites

You spend a lot of time thinking about morbidly obese women. Something you want to tell the team on here?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You spend a lot of time thinking about morbidly obese women. Something you want to tell the team on here?

A hole is a hole and I ain’t picky

 

[Dolemite censored]

A hole is a hole and I ain’t picky

Self evident.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Self evident.

Difference is, you specifically target them and won’t let a woman that doesn’t require a crane to move into your bed

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Its about time you stood up for something. You blouse wearin' poodle chaser ya!

Unfortunately, they chase me, and while I try to have some patience with them, when I finally just can't stand the yipping and ankle-biting anymore, I turn around and bap the shit out of 'em.

I can't argue with the blouse wearin' part, though.

 

[stakesarehigh]

They say mixing Captain Morgan and Busch Light tastes like chocolate milk. Not a rum or beer guy, so I haven’t tried it

no way thats accurate. I've had both

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

no way thats accurate. I've had both

Just what I’ve heard. Not looking to find out

 

[stakesarehigh]

Just what I’ve heard. Not looking to find out

pbr makes a coffee beer that isn't bad

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

pbr makes a coffee beer that isn't bad

Beer is a waste of time. No exceptions

 

[stakesarehigh]

Beer is a waste of time. No exceptions

 

[moxie]

Beer is a waste of time. No exceptions

Road sodas and lazy fishing days.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Road sodas and lazy fishing days.

Liquor is still better

 

[Dolemite censored]

Road sodas and lazy fishing days.

I only drink beers that comply with the German Beer Law of 1516.