I think I found my new cocktail of choice

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'll eat mine that way, but substitute mustard for the ketchup. Preferably some spicy brown or horseradish mustard

Other proper uses for mayo include mater sammiches and tuna salad

Mater sandwiches are good. Not a big fan of tuna

 

[stakesarehigh]

I put Mayo on hot dogs. The perfect hot dog is one of those cheese stuffed hot dogs with a slice of American cheese, some mayo and a little ketchup. It’s a God damn hot dog, not a steak. No need being snobby over it

hot dogs aren't unhealthy enough

let's add mayo

 

[Hu War Yu]

hot dogs aren't unhealthy enough

let's add mayo

In fer a penny, in fer a pound

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

hot dogs aren't unhealthy enough

let's add mayo

I’ll eat Mayo, still be able to whip yourn ass and we’re both gonna die anyways

 

[Inquisitor]

You know, I’d be willing to give that a shot, but I can’t seem to get away from these damn old-fashions. I found a store close by that sells fermented cherries in the juice. Good shit with some quality whiskey, bitters, a little sugar, and they say an Orange peel for garnish, but fuck the orange peel.

I likem, but the sucrose...

You could use some more sugar in your life.

That drink is a recent discovery for me. Good stuff.

 

[Hu War Yu]

You could use some more sugar in your life.

Tch! I melt in the rain

 

[Dolemite censored]

Usually like my liquor straight and neat, but this is a clear exception. Don’t have any vodka, but I’m about to make one with corn liquor.

Totally retarded.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Totally retarded.

More of a White Claw man?

 

[PnkPanther]

hot dogs aren't unhealthy enough

let's add mayo

I prefer mine wrapped in bacon

 

[PnkPanther]

You know, I’d be willing to give that a shot, but I can’t seem to get away from these damn old-fashions. I found a store close by that sells fermented cherries in the juice. Good shit with some quality whiskey, bitters, a little sugar, and they say an Orange peel for garnish, but fuck the orange peel.

Old Fashions are good

Good mezcal old fashioned is good

and ignore @Kburjr Wisconsin old fashions are terrible

 

[Kburjr]

Old Fashions are good

Good mezcal old fashioned is good

and ignore @Kburjr Wisconsin old fashions are terrible

I believe that you have been muddled.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

They say mixing Captain Morgan and Busch Light tastes like chocolate milk. Not a rum or beer guy, so I haven’t tried it

 

[Hu War Yu]

Old Fashions are good

Good mezcal old fashioned is good

and ignore @Kburjr Wisconsin old fashions are terrible

Hah, that's the brandy version, right?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

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BAMFSMFDADF

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

BAMFSMFDADF

YBHWBGOWETFAWWTTS

 

[Hu War Yu]

BAMFSMFDADF

YBHWBGOWETFAWWTTS

Got an acronym for both of ya:

Spoiler

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Got an acronym for both of ya:

Spoiler

You gonna get tagged team by me and Pete if you don’t keep that sass in check

 

[Hu War Yu]

You gonna get tagged team by me and Pete if you don’t keep that sass in check

Seems like both of y'all might like that

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Seems like both of y'all might like that

You won’t though

 

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