I think I found my new cocktail of choice

[williewilliejuan]

Nope. Vodka is for commies. Good ol, only made in America Bourbon for this guy.

What about Tito’s? Still commie because it’s Austin?

 

[fordman84]

Also, to really make it next level it needs to be served in a block of Spam that's been carved into a shot glass.

 

[fordman84]

What about Tito’s? Still commie because it’s Austin?

DOUBLE commie

 

[PeoplesChicken]

What about Tito’s? Still commie because it’s Austin?

 

[Inquisitor]

What about Tito’s? Still commie because it’s Austin?

Try Deep Eddy. It's not gay at all.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Try Deep Eddy. It's not gay at all.

Deep Eddy sounds very gay

 

[williewilliejuan]

Try Deep Eddy. It's not gay at all.

He really doesn’t have to be that deep…

 

[jjc2009]

Try Deep Eddy. It's not gay at all.

That would be Mount Gay Rum.

 

[Inquisitor]

Deep Eddy sounds very gay

Like a beauty is in the eye of the beholder thing.

 

[moxie]

You know you’d be going home with any guy that bought you one at a bar.

Yeah, to murder him so I’m sure he doesn’t try to turn it into a tik tok challenge.

 

[fordman84]

Try Deep Eddy. It's not gay at all.

 

[fordman84]

Like a beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder thing.

fify

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Usually like my liquor straight and neat, but this is a clear exception. Don’t have any vodka, but I’m about to make one with corn liquor.

I'll put a knot on that head of you bring that shit near me

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Yeah, to murder him so I’m sure he doesn’t try to turn it into a tik tok challenge.

You’d be having his baby in 9 months time

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'll put a knot on that head of you bring that shit near me

You’d drink and you’d like it or you’d tote and ass whipping.

 

[Handicappers]

so this is what the gay hillbilly kids are drinking?

 

[stakesarehigh]

I love ranch and I and I still couldn't get down on a shot like this with Ranch.

wtf OP.

 

[DJ Fieri]

There is literally nothing about that shot that sounds good.

Nope.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I love ranch and I and I still couldn't get down on a shot like this with Ranch.

wtf OP.

You narrow minded fuckers just decide you don’t like something without even trying it.

You’re gonna live your whole life not knowing just how delicious hog jowl and chicken gizzards are too

 

[stakesarehigh]

You narrow minded fuckers just decide you don’t like something without even trying it.

You’re gonna live your whole life not knowing just how delicious hog jowl and chicken gizzards are too

I've had oysters and hot sauce shot and it's the same consistency. and yes I felt like I took a load from Ron Jeremy

shit was gross