I think I found my new cocktail of choice

stakesarehigh said:
I've had oysters and hot sauce shot and it's the same consistency. and yes I felt like I took a load from Ron Jeremy

shit was gross
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You don’t like raw oysters and hot sauce? What about hot sauce on pickled pigs feet on a saltine?
 
Mayo and vodka is where you draw the line, but mater juice and bacon mixed with vodka is fine and dandy? You are are some backwards motherfuckers
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Mayo and vodka is where you draw the line, but mater juice and bacon mixed with vodka is fine and dandy? You are are some backwards motherfuckers
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I was ok with mayo, vodka is where I draw the line. The red line!
 
You know, I’d be willing to give that a shot, but I can’t seem to get away from these damn old-fashions. I found a store close by that sells fermented cherries in the juice. Good shit with some quality whiskey, bitters, a little sugar, and they say an Orange peel for garnish, but fuck the orange peel.
 
fordman84 said:
I was ok with mayo, vodka is where I draw the line. The red line!
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you are in Texas. you weird fuckers put mayo on everything. I've seen the Mexicans up here put Mayo on Nachos and Hot Dogs.
 
stakesarehigh said:
you are in Texas. you weird fuckers put mayo on everything. I've seen the Mexicans up here put Mayo on Nachos and Hot Dogs.
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I put Mayo on hot dogs. The perfect hot dog is one of those cheese stuffed hot dogs with a slice of American cheese, some mayo and a little ketchup. It’s a God damn hot dog, not a steak. No need being snobby over it
 
BadMotoWeazal said:
You know, I’d be willing to give that a shot, but I can’t seem to get away from these damn old-fashions. I found a store close by that sells fermented cherries in the juice. Good shit with some quality whiskey, bitters, a little sugar, and they say an Orange peel for garnish, but fuck the orange peel.
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are they cheaper than luxardo? That's the gold standard for me, but they are as pricey as gold.
 
stakesarehigh said:
you are in Texas. you weird fuckers put mayo on everything. I've seen the Mexicans up here put Mayo on Nachos and Hot Dogs.
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BadMotoWeazal said:
You know, I’d be willing to give that a shot, but I can’t seem to get away from these damn old-fashions. I found a store close by that sells fermented cherries in the juice. Good shit with some quality whiskey, bitters, a little sugar, and they say an Orange peel for garnish, but fuck the orange peel.
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I likem, but the sucrose...
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I put Mayo on hot dogs. The perfect hot dog is one of those cheese stuffed hot dogs with a slice of American cheese, some mayo and a little ketchup. It’s a God damn hot dog, not a steak. No need being snobby over it
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I'll eat mine that way, but substitute mustard for the ketchup. Preferably some spicy brown or horseradish mustard

Other proper uses for mayo include mater sammiches and tuna salad
 
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