I apologize on behalf of all Michigan fans.

Voltaire

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If you are offended by Michigan's 1.000th win

If you are offended by us scouting your team and decoding you signs

If you are offended because our coach bought a recruit a cheeseburger

I sincerely apologize for your fragility and we will attempt not to provoke you too much.

On a side note: Has any team been punished for anything more minor than: Scouting another team and decoding their signs and buying a recruit a cheeseburger?
 
FFS

Every team gets beat up by the fans of other teams.

The media loves to over cover stories like these about high level teams.

If they stop talking about you it means your team sucks and aren't worth the effort.
 
Y'all got caught with your pants down and the mental gymnastics since has been pure entertainment. And the best part is new shit keeps coming out every week.

If you win it all this year there will be an asterisks. The accomplishments of the last three years are tainted. That must be really hard to live with and is why y'all are lashing out so much. I'm sorry for your anger.
 
Sgt Brutus said:
Y'all got caught with your pants down and the mental gymnastics since has been pure entertainment. And the best part is new shit keeps coming out every week.

If you win it all this year there will be an asterisks. The accomplishments of the last three years are tainted. That must be really hard to live with and is why y'all are lashing out so much. I'm sorry for your anger.
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Uh, most of us would take an asterisk title and not apologize for it. :lol:
 
Sgt Brutus said:
Y'all got caught with your pants down and the mental gymnastics since has been pure entertainment. And the best part is new shit keeps coming out every week.

If you win it all this year there will be an asterisks. The accomplishments of the last three years are tainted. That must be really hard to live with and is why y'all are lashing out so much. I'm sorry for your anger.
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My favorite part of all this is seeing OSU fans making excuses.

2021 -- you knew EXACTLY what Michigan was going to do and we ran it down your throat still.

2022 -- you knew EXACTLY what Michigan was going to do and you also knew you couldn't hold up with your front 7, so you brought the house and gave up huge play after huge play after huge play.

1,000 yards of offense and 500+ yards of rushing is called being overpowered.

Here -- I will give you what Michigan is going to do this year. Let Ryan Day know. We are going to run the ball. Then we are going to run the ball some more. When you bring 8-9 guys in the box, we will use PA and attack you with intermediate to deep routes. Rinse and repeat.
 
Voltaire said:
If you are offended by Michigan's 1.000th win

If you are offended by us scouting your team and decoding you signs

If you are offended because our coach bought a recruit a cheeseburger

I sincerely apologize for your fragility and we will attempt not to provoke you too much.

On a side note: Has any team been punished for anything more minor than: Scouting another team and decoding their signs and buying a recruit a cheeseburger?
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Team gets caught cheating, doubles down on jackassery. This is why no one likes you, you're everything Oregon fans want to be.
 
Sgt Brutus said:
Y'all got caught with your pants down and the mental gymnastics since has been pure entertainment. And the best part is new shit keeps coming out every week.

If you win it all this year there will be an asterisks. The accomplishments of the last three years are tainted. That must be really hard to live with and is why y'all are lashing out so much. I'm sorry for your anger.
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I am not angry ... I am apologetic. Has ohio state every been punished for anything less than what Michigan was punished for?
 
Why thank you for the truly sincere apology Michigan fan.








It’s now official. If Michigan gets to play Texas in the CFP I’m rooting for the horns.


Now I’m going to go bathe in acid.
 
Hitman Hart said:
OP should apologize for being a boring poster, tbh
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I apologize for being boring, Pumpkin 🎃

If this is your retort to my post, you may look into something that makes you less boring as well.
 
Voltaire said:
If you are offended by Michigan's 1.000th win

If you are offended by us scouting your team and decoding you signs

If you are offended because our coach bought a recruit a cheeseburger

I sincerely apologize for your fragility and we will attempt not to provoke you too much.

On a side note: Has any team been punished for anything more minor than: Scouting another team and decoding their signs and buying a recruit a cheeseburger?
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Forget Danny Devito GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
 
Voltaire said:
If you are offended by Michigan's 1.000th win

If you are offended by us scouting your team and decoding you signs

If you are offended because our coach bought a recruit a cheeseburger

I sincerely apologize for your fragility and we will attempt not to provoke you too much.

On a side note: Has any team been punished for anything more minor than: Scouting another team and decoding their signs and buying a recruit a cheeseburger?
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They have 1 win?
 
Predict a Natty and then say something about academics!
 
Of all the crap Harbaugh has done the two douchiest things were rolling on nuts on some coaches grave and sleeping at a kicker recruits house.
 
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