tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
I have an impressive collection of silk ties I haven't worn in years.
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I have between 70 - 80. I keep meaning to get rid of a majority them... Maybe keep around 20, but every time I look at them, I see a time I'd wear them again. Even if just once per year....

I also have over 50 pairs of those underwear... if you ever want to know what it's like to have your junk cradled in a cloud, let me know. I can send you some of the unworn...
 
gobigred said:
After more puns, my finger must have accidentally hit submit to save that 1 day timeout. Oops
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can he still read?


I hope he can read.... because he'd be flipping his shit to see what I've spent on ties and underwear alone... :dhd:
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
can he still read?


I hope he can read.... because he'd be flipping his shit to see what I've spent on ties and underwear alone... :dhd:
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I think so, Just can’t reply. :mj::russ:
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
Hubie Halloween >>>> Borat's movies.... (both of them)
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I gave up on Sandler years ago. I do find Cohen's trolling semi-amusable. I'm definitely not one of those lame fucks that walk around going "very nice" in that voice all the time though.
 
Give him 3 puns, then the day off, everytime.
 
Camfantasy said:
I gave up on Sandler years ago. I do find Cohen's trolling semi-amusable. I'm definitely not one of those lame fucks that walk around going "very nice" in that voice all the time though.
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Oh... don't get me wrong. This was just like every other Happy Madison Production.... and the retardation closely resembled Waterboy.

It was still better than Borat.
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
I have between 70 - 80. I keep meaning to get rid of a majority them... Maybe keep around 20, but every time I look at them, I see a time I'd wear them again. Even if just once per year....
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Holly Carp, I think I have about 20 ties. Well, neck ties, anyway, and then about a dozen bow ties
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I have a black, a white, and couple multicolor striped ones, and a 3 stooges one, that Im not allowed to wear.
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I was once given a Homer Simpson tie that said, "I'm going to lose my job because I'm dangerously unqualified," but I never wore it because it didn't go with any outfits I owned. Think I donated it to salvation army
 
Just spent the last half hour cranking out power chords until my kids were sick of me
 
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