tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Win TWINS!!!]

Are you crazy?! It's barely even 70º out! Sweater weather! I could poke your eyes out with my hands tied behind my back right meow!

I dare you to try it....

 

[craigk217]

Not because you can play operation with an ear of corn, and still shove it up your ass without risking bumping the walls?

Go on ...

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

hows your tan lines....asking for a moe?

Inb4 she pouts that her pool was shut down all summer because COVID sucks....

 

[tabascojet]

914 area code (NY) callin me on muh so-called 'spamless' cell phone.

Y?

"warranty check on your liver"

 

[moxie]

hows your tan lines....asking for a moe?

Fading fast... the other day, noticed the rest of me almost matches muh bewbies again

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Go on ...

wtf?!?!?! ABOUT @huskers1217 shoving an ear of corn up his ass?


errrr.....


you need some alone time

 

[Hu War Yu]

914 area code (NY) callin me on muh so-called 'spamless' cell phone.

Y?

Oops, sorry...

 

[craigk217]

"warranty check on your liver"

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Fading fast... the other day, noticed the rest of me almost matches muh bewbies again

That's whiter than a Scandinavian at the end of January...

 

[craigk217]

wtf?!?!?! ABOUT @huskers1217 shoving an ear of corn up his ass?


errrr.....


you need some alone time

Go on ...

 

[BigRedMoe]

I've got pj bottoms on but no unders. So... no?

Tell us what else you aren't wearing. Speak slowly.




*zipper noise*

 

[moxie]

Inb4 she pouts that her pool was shut down all summer because COVID sucks....

I actually got more tanning in this year with COVID. Instead of languishing under fluorescent lighting on the cube farm, I sat on the deck for almost an hour every day in the summer and soaked up that D.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Go on ...

 

[BigRedMoe]

Not because you can play operation with an ear of corn, and still shove it up your ass without risking bumping the walls?

He actually picked that up after moving to Texass.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

soaked up that D.

*zipper noise*


go on

 

[craigk217]

I actually got more tanning in this year with COVID. Instead of languishing under fluorescent lighting on the cube farm, I sat on the deck for almost an hour every day in the summer and soaked up that D.

Neighbors callin da copz on you?

 

[craigk217]

Stawp

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

i think you and @Hu War Yu work with the same people.

Sadly, I think it's more that there are dumbfucks everywhere.

I hate when people try to be sassy and they're WRONG!

Unless it's something really important, or it ends up wasting a bunch of my time, I actually love it when that happens.
I love laughing at those people.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I actually got more tanning in this year with COVID. Instead of languishing under fluorescent lighting on the cube farm, I sat on the deck for almost an hour every day in the summer and soaked up that D.

Is this one of those WAP jokes?

 

[moxie]

Neighbors callin da copz on you?

Prolly could've. I didn't realize that you could see on people's decks from the ground until I took a walk and saw it for myself. Covered up the gap in the railing after that so I could toast the buns.