Congrats to the Cowboys & their fans on becoming first #2 seed ever in history to not make it to the Divisional Round.

Mofo said:
Name the teams that perpetually promote themselves as the elite teams of the League. It's not the Browns, who even their own fans treat as lovable losers. Same with Lions. The Eagles are a relatively new bandwagon, and pretty much because Eagles fans travel well and are well-known to have big mouths with all their pro teams. The Dolphins? Miami fans suck ass in supporting all their teams.

It's a running joke that Cowboys fans consider their team one of the best in the League and simultaneously unable to explain why playoffs wins don't exist, why the offense can't beat good teams and why the coaching is uninspired. You don't see it with the Chiefs or even the Patriots (until maybe the 3rd SB). Oh well... fast forward to free agency and the draft, where the Cowboys are heralded as being just "one or two" players away from an easy Super Bowl run.
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We don't promote ourselves, everyone else does.
 
Nosferatu said:
Joe Buck is the worst announcer of all time! I'd rather listen to Jerry Glanville and Hank Stram take turns reading me War & Peace for eternity than listen to Joe Buck for even a minute!
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My wife said" whats wrong with him? Is he sitting on a high chair? His head makes him look like a midget"

I love her
 
The average ticket price on the secondary market for Sunday's Buccaneers-Lions game is $1,186, according to TickPick.com. That blows away any price for any divisional round playoff game, ever.

The highest-priced divisional round game previously was last year’s 49ers-Cowboys game in Dallas at $605, or about half the price of this year's Lions game, according to Kyle Meinke of MLive.com.


Damn.
 
fordman84 said:
We don't promote ourselves, everyone else does.
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Maybe you don't, but I see asshole Cowboys fans everywhere. They're the closest a fanbase gets to the Yankees in the NFL. At least Pats fans had to win a pile of championships before their fans became ultra obnoxious.
 
Mofo said:
Maybe you don't, but I see asshole Cowboys fans everywhere. They're the closest a fanbase gets to the Yankees in the NFL. At least Pats fans had to win a pile of championships before their fans became ultra obnoxious.
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Cowboys fans are annoying, and I have a neighbor that is the quintessential asshole Cowboy fan.

I still think Philly fans are the worst. I met one philly fan a number of years ago, that was such an over the top cunt, that I have wished they lose every game they play ever since. I root against philly as much, or more, than I do greengay.
 
fordman84 said:
Because the Packer homers have earned it, and then there is the one cocksmoker who is just pissed because he recently found out his extra chromosome isn't a good thing.
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You do seem to be getting tons of flag ratings though. silver linings and such
 
Mofo said:
Maybe you don't, but I see asshole Cowboys fans everywhere. They're the closest a fanbase gets to the Yankees in the NFL. At least Pats fans had to win a pile of championships before their fans became ultra obnoxious.
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Not sure what the Packer fan excuses are then. Refs favorite team for multiple decades I guess. :noidea:
 
Peter Gozintite said:
You do seem to be getting tons of flag ratings though. silver linings and such
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reciting season 3 GIF
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Cowboys fans are annoying, and I have a neighbor that is the quintessential asshole Cowboy fan.

I still think Philly fans are the worst. I met one philly fan a number of years ago, that was such an over the top cunt, that I have wished they lose every game they play ever since. I root against philly as much, or more, than I do greengay.
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This times 1000. I’m sure that there are Philly fans who aren’t complete douchehammers, but I’ve never encountered them.
 
fordman84 said:
Because the Packer homers have earned it, and then there is the one cocksmoker who is just pissed because he recently found out his extra chromosome isn't a good thing.
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Can I blame it on DTs? This dry January shit ain't working out so good.
 
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Peter Gozintite said:
Cowboys fans are annoying, and I have a neighbor that is the quintessential asshole Cowboy fan.

I still think Philly fans are the worst. I met one philly fan a number of years ago, that was such an over the top cunt, that I have wished they lose every game they play ever since. I root against philly as much, or more, than I do greengay.
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Philly fans are unique in that they know their teams suck ass, and yet don't care. Dallas has perpetual frontrunning fans who think they're the best and will make endless apologies for them.

I just assume Philly fans are drunk. The Cowboys are the only team I ever always root against, even if it means cheering for someone like the Lions or Commanders.
 
williewilliejuan said:
This times 1000. I’m sure that there are Philly fans who aren’t complete douchehammers, but I’ve never encountered them.
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I found myself in a philly bar here once. ONCE. These fucking people were insufferable. I'm sure there are decent ones, I mean not @Guy Incognito or @RoyMunson , but I'm sure they exist. The shitheads are just so fucking glaringly aweful.

I wanted to sock a couple motherfucker in the face so bad. If I didnt leave, I was going to go to jail. I think I had one beer.

Only reason I went is my buddy had me convinced they had the best cheese steak sandwich. I had no idea it was a philly bar. He had never been there on a game day before. They can have that fucking sandwich.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I found myself in a philly bar here once. ONCE. These fucking people were insufferable. I'm sure there are decent ones, I mean not @Guy Incognito or @RoyMunson , but I'm sure they exist. The shitheads are just so fucking glaringly aweful.

I wanted to sock a couple motherfucker in the face so bad. If I didnt leave, I was going to go to jail. I think I had one beer.

Only reason I went is my buddy had me convinced they had the best cheese steak sandwich. I had no idea it was a philly bar. He had never been there on a game day before. They can have that fucking sandwich.
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What I’ve learned over the years, once you punch an Eagles or Oregon fan in da mouf, they shut tha fuck up real quick.
 
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