Congrats to the Cowboys & their fans on becoming first #2 seed ever in history to not make it to the Divisional Round.

I found myself in a philly bar here once. ONCE. These fucking people were insufferable. I'm sure there are decent ones, I mean not @Guy Incognito or @RoyMunson , but I'm sure they exist. The shitheads are just so fucking glaringly aweful.

I wanted to sock a couple motherfucker in the face so bad. If I didnt leave, I was going to go to jail. I think I had one beer.

Only reason I went is my buddy had me convinced they had the best cheese steak sandwich. I had no idea it was a philly bar. He had never been there on a game day before. They can have that fucking sandwich.
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Cowboys fans are annoying, and I have a neighbor that is the quintessential asshole Cowboy fan.

I still think Philly fans are the worst. I met one philly fan a number of years ago, that was such an over the top cunt, that I have wished they lose every game they play ever since. I root against philly as much, or more, than I do greengay.


I live in Cowboys country, they are the worst, every year is the year and as soon as they lose they're like I knew this team sucked!

Philly fans for the most part are just dumb, just show them something shiny and they'll forget what they're talking about!

I'd say 80% of Packers fans are one cup a shine away from being cousin fucking serial killers!
 
I found myself in a philly bar here once. ONCE. These fucking people were insufferable. I'm sure there are decent ones, I mean not @Guy Incognito or @RoyMunson , but I'm sure they exist. The shitheads are just so fucking glaringly aweful.

I wanted to sock a couple motherfucker in the face so bad. If I didnt leave, I was going to go to jail. I think I had one beer.

Only reason I went is my buddy had me convinced they had the best cheese steak sandwich. I had no idea it was a philly bar. He had never been there on a game day before. They can have that fucking sandwich.

Cheesesteak sandwich is like saying Cheeseburger sandwich.

Just yell "go birds" and you're fine... we're simple creatures.
 
What I’ve learned over the years, once you punch an Eagles or Oregon fan in da mouf, they shut tha fuck up real quick.

like your fist would get anywhere close to my face... once your elbow bent the wrong way I doubt you try anything with your non-dominant hand.
 
like your fist would get anywhere close to my face... once your elbow bent the wrong way I doubt you try anything with your non-dominant hand.
You’d get dropped before you could scream for help. Light out mother fucker. BooM
 
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