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Well it's official: I have kidney cancer. Also, I do not have a horseshoe kidney, I have something called "crossed renal ectopia." This complicates the surgery a bit, but the doctor said he has experience with these. Surgery scheduled for 3/14, Pie Day. Gonna take all of one kidney and a slice of the other.

Best news of all: the nurse recommended I take 4 weeks off from work to fully recover
You sure this isn't an excuse for one of them Dr. Lecters to steal one your kidneys?

[Seriously]Hope surgery goes well.[/Seriously enuff of that]

If it doesn't can I have your vCash?
 
You sure this isn't an excuse for one of them Dr. Lecters to steal one your kidneys?

[Seriously]Hope surgery goes well.[/Seriously enuff of that]

If it doesn't can I have your vCash?
If it's as cancer-ridden as they're making it out to be, they're welcome to it

I'll have a will drawn up to re-distribute my v-cash among the poors
 
Dag nabbit, just realized my surgery is scheduled the first day of the NCAA tournament...FML :L
 
I read some time ago that March is when a lot of men choose to get vasectomies since they can stay home and watch the NCAA tourney while they recover.

Not a bad idea. But that would require the wife to actually have sex with me for that to matter
 
Omfg!! She’s awake and looking around!!

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Well it's official: I have kidney cancer. Also, I do not have a horseshoe kidney, I have something called "crossed renal ectopia." This complicates the surgery a bit, but the doctor said he has experience with these. Surgery scheduled for 3/14, Pie Day. Gonna take all of one kidney and a slice of the other.

Best news of all: the nurse recommended I take 4 weeks off from work to fully recover
Hmm. Wonder if I should change my gin regiment. I thought that was the cure for all that ails me…now you’re telling me it may not be as regenerative as previously thunk?
 
Not a bad idea. But that would require the wife to actually have sex with me for that to matter
Don’t blame her for not wanting to do that with you Mr. Flintstone
 
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