Mischief Night morning - Friday

I'm trick-or-treating with the kids and getting drunk.
I am going to go to a random neighborhood and giving out candy like I usually do.

Just put a fresh coat of wax on my van.
 
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We're putting a box of potato chips out at the end of r the driveway. With a take on and pass it on sign...

We aren't expecting any and we usually get no more than 20.
Your status as a sex offender probably doesn't help
 
Ok, why am I stupid???

You've likely posted in the PF. Which means you've encountered rocko in there, so you've been told how only he is smart, in every single post.

So you're dumb. Deal with it. That's just math.
 
I am going to go to a random neighborhood and giving out candy like I usually do.

Just put a fresh coat of wax on my van.
That reminds me of one of my favorite spur-of-the-moment bits I've had on chat sites.

I was on FanNation, talking with some folks about seeing the Grateful Dead live, and I mentioned being at a show in '93 in which Sting opened up for The Dead.

@ChiSoxFan was trying to make a snarky remark about me being old and said something like, "damn! I was only six years old in '93!" I responded, "yeah, I know. Remember me? I was the guy in the van with the candy."
 
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I don't care.

I know Yanks are big on holidays. They have to forget the drudgery of day to day..
fourth of july america GIF
 
You've likely posted in the PF. Which means you've encountered rocko in there, so you've been told how only he is smart, in every single post.

So you're dumb. Deal with it. That's just math.
but you fucking suck at math!
 
That reminds me of one of my favorite spur-of-the-moment bits I've had on chat sites.

I was on FanNation, talking with some folks about seeing the Grateful Dead live, and I mentioned being at a show in '93 in which Sting opened up for The Dead.

@ChiSoxFan was trying to make a snarky remark about me being old and said something like, "damn! I was only six years old in '93!" I responded, "yeah, I know. Remember me? I was the guy in the van with the candy."
Sting? Seriously????
That is really disappointing to hear
 
Shocked...SHOCKED at all of you lazy-assed MF'ers putting a box or a dish or stack of pron mags out
 
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