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[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

A cutie!!

She must have a bit of "tortie-tude", then - right???

I miss my "Tortie Princess", Mona Lisa... She had plenty of 'Tude!!

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I remember you mentioning and posting a picture of your dear departed Mona Lisa.

I am guessing this li'l girl will have at least a bit of tortitude, yes, but she still has moments of being petrified, and while they get fewer and further between by the week, until she's gotten to a point she knows the only thing to expect is love, I won't know what is tortitude and what is fear.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I’ve getting my best suit ready.

I'll go John Fetterman style.

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Good luck, guys, it's RSVP

 

[Dolemite censored]

An actual invite I just received:

We cordially invite you and your guest to the 95th Birthday Bash
Honoring the Legendary Boss of all Bosses
[name of old dude being honored]
Thursday, August 15th, 6PM
Eagle Oaks Golf and Country Club
Some place, New Jersey

Special Republican Comedy Entertainment
Superstar Joe Piscopo and Senator John Bramnick
NO Democratic Entertaiment

Eagle Oaks Country Club
20 Shore Oaks Dr.
Farmingdale, NJ 07727

(732) 938-9696

Thursday, August 15th, 6PM

Calling in the RSVP now.....

 

[Dolemite censored]

An actual invite I just received:

We cordially invite you and your guest to the 95th Birthday Bash
Honoring the Legendary Boss of all Bosses
[name of old dude being honored]
Thursday, August 15th, 6PM
Eagle Oaks Golf and Country Club
Some place, New Jersey

Special Republican Comedy Entertainment
Superstar Joe Piscopo and Senator John Bramnick
NO Democratic Entertaiment

The dude is 95. Are they sure they don't want to do this ASAP??????

 

[Cotton Malone]

Good stuff. 7.2% packs a whollop.

 

[Tin Man]

I need a fucking job

Yes, yes you do.

 

[Tin Man]

Good stuff. 7.2% packs a whollop.

Duvel, 8.5% in Holland.

 

[Cotton Malone]

Duvel, 8.5% in Holland.

I can't go that high. 7.2 is about my limit. I want to remember going to bed. My ability to handle liquor is nothing to brag about.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I need a fucking job

Good luck pecker face

 

[Hu War Yu]

I need a fucking job

My org has lots of openings if you're willing to relocate. How good are you at changing adult diapers?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I need a fucking job

Insurance imo. I can’t believe I wasted so many years working for ‘Murrica before this.

 

[gobigred]

I need a fucking job

Don’t become a professional sports bettor.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Musk to Nick Cannon: "Hold my condom."

Elon Musk Had Sex With SpaceX Intern, Asked Woman To Have His Babies, Claims Report

SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has been accused of having sexual relationships with two of his employees, including an intern, and asking another employee to have his babies, a report has revealed.

www.ndtv.com

"Another woman, who resigned from SpaceX in 2013, alleged that Mr Musk had asked her to have his babies, on multiple occasions. The billionaire, who has at least 10 children, has said that the world faces an underpopulation crisis and people with high IQs should procreate."

 

[Dolemite censored]

R.I.P. Jerry West

 

[huskers1217]

@Inquisitor sounds like a yellow x will pop up in the west gulf tonight

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Good lord, ever since I changed my trip, time has been moving at a glacial pace.
The end of July can't get here soon enough.

 

[Inquisitor]

Guess we can stick a fork in the Mavs.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Guess we can stick a fork in the Mavs.

Looked pretty over. No way they can win four in a row.

 

[beardown07]

On a scale of 1 to Casey Anthony, how bad a parent am I for letting a 9 and 12 year old watch Stranger Things?

 

[Dolemite censored]

On a scale of 1 to Casey Anthony, how bad a parent am I for letting a 9 and 12 year old watch Stranger Things?

Susan Smith level bad.