"how is it the first Monday in November?" morning thread

SlinkyRedfoot said:
How's Mr Kobes feeling about his hunting trip? S Dakota's positivity is now north of 50%.

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I’m making a bunch of food to send with him. So other than stopping at gas stations to fill up, he won’t be in any contact with the locals. But normally they hunt during the day and then go play craps at night. So the casino nights will be replaced by video games each night at the place they are renting.
 
kobesgame said:
I’m making a bunch of food to send with him. So other than stopping at gas stations to fill up, he won’t be in any contact with the locals. But normally they hunt during the day and then go play craps at night. So the casino nights will be replaced by video games each night at the place they are renting.
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Does he like camping?
Dr Evil Lol GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Your husband is thirteen years old?!
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Haha. I can’t remember the last time he played a video game, but apparently that is their solution to occupy their evenings.
 
kobesgame said:
Haha. I can’t remember the last time he played a video game, but apparently that is their solution to occupy their evenings.
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Um....they will have guns and ammo correct? Adult beverages? Transportation?

Those mailboxes are just begging to be shot to shit!
 
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Spent this morning driving my toddler to the clinic because he stuffed something up his nose that I couldn’t get out with a tweezers. Eventually Mr. Kobe got it out, but not until I sat on top of the toddler to trap his arms while using my hands to hold his head down. Little fucker is strong.
 
kobesgame said:
Haha. I can’t remember the last time he played a video game, but apparently that is their solution to occupy their evenings.
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Yeah... That's it
 
kobesgame said:
Spent this morning driving my toddler to the clinic because he stuffed something up his nose that I couldn’t get out with a tweezers. Eventually Mr. Kobe got it out, but not until I sat on top of the toddler to trap his arms while using my hands to hold his head down. Little fucker is strong.
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Your coddling of your child isn't doing him any favors
 
kobesgame said:
Spent this morning driving my toddler to the clinic because he stuffed something up his nose that I couldn’t get out with a tweezers. Eventually Mr. Kobe got it out, but not until I sat on top of the toddler to trap his arms while using my hands to hold his head down. Little fucker is strong.
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The Simpsons Flute GIF
 
kobesgame said:
Spent this morning driving my toddler to the clinic because he stuffed something up his nose that I couldn’t get out with a tweezers. Eventually Mr. Kobe got it out, but not until I sat on top of the toddler to trap his arms while using my hands to hold his head down. Little fucker is strong.
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Start taking some jiu jitsu classes.
 
Sent an email copying everyone I needed to: hey, I shipped the stuff you wanted

45 minutes later from sales: gobucks did you ship that stuff to so and so?


Read your fucking emails
 
kobesgame said:
Spent this morning driving my toddler to the clinic because he stuffed something up his nose that I couldn’t get out with a tweezers. Eventually Mr. Kobe got it out, but not until I sat on top of the toddler to trap his arms while using my hands to hold his head down. Little fucker is strong.
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Kobe Toddler: Mommy! I got something stuck in my nose!
Kobe: Bite down on this piece of leather while your father gets the ginsu!

Kobe Toddler: But Mommy that will hurt!
Kobe: Then STFU and live with it then!
 
kobesgame said:
Spent this morning driving my toddler to the clinic because he stuffed something up his nose that I couldn’t get out with a tweezers. Eventually Mr. Kobe got it out, but not until I sat on top of the toddler to trap his arms while using my hands to hold his head down. Little fucker is strong.
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tim and eric omg GIF
 
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