tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Says "The best thing about banging minors is their little hands make your dick look so big"
 
Midgets are endowed compared to him.
 
Gave himself a colonoscopy with a fish tank syphon vacuum.
 
If slacking was an Olympic sport, he's come in last.
 
rsw626 said:
If slacking was an Olympic sport, he's come in last.
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So he’s no good at slacking? He actually posts something so gaumless and surprises no one.
 
Looks like a half melted wax statue version of his av
 
As a kid, he ate the wax bottles and spit out the sugar water inside, however, now he swallows anything white that cums from inside of the flesh bottle.
 
His favorite song as a teenager was "If you're horny and you know it fap your hands."
 
Often gets told that he looks like Bob Uecker, but older.
 
Doesn’t have a normal bellybutton, his is just a bit outside.
 
His genetics are just bit outside of human
 
All of his relationships end in pregnancy or a bent wiener. No in between.
 
Swallowed Nathan’s wiener.
 
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