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Faps hard for the para-Olympics.
 
Lost his penis to his jealous wife’s knife, now qualifies for the “Special Olympics as a shower swordsperson.
 
Finger-fucks every single piece of fried chicken trying to find the perfect piece while other people are losing their patience. After settling on a breast of course, comes away holding the plate up to his face deeply breathing in the aroma with a big shit-eating grin.
 
He could be the Michael Phelps of fucking himself
 
Still trying to get compensation for contracting Pac Man Fever.
 
Looses every interpretive dance competition he enters
 
It was reported that Nevada was home to the world's first asshole transplant, it turns out, he just moved. :biggrin:
 
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