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He and his boyfriend scissored so hard that the very next day they went out and bought a Subaru.
 
Still drives a squatted 1981 Yugo with a coffee can muffler.
 
Never understood why his ZZZ Bail Bonds business never got any customers.
 
Still hankers for a hunk o' fromunda cheese.
 
Would do the same but the old lady took off and took her purse with her.
 
Routinely watches The Breakfast Club on Betamax while taping his butt cheeks together.
 
When God was giving out brains, he thought he said ‘trains’ and asked God for all big black men with ill dispositions.
 
He's like that kid in The Sixth Sense, if you leave him alone in a room with your drawers what you see when you return will be incredibly suspicious and very frightening.
 
Thinks the hammer throw is what happens after he smashes his thumb hanging a picture.
 
Thinks the opening ceremony and parade of athletes is what happens when he bends over and spreads his cheeks.
 
Competitive drooler.
 
Think ham-fisted is what happens when someone punches a Honey Baked up his keister.
 
Has monthly colonoscopies just for the fun of it.
 
He says doctors are for fags, so he buttchugs vodka for his colonoscopies.
 
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