Annoying phrase you are tired of

Somebody will get it.

Mother fuckers, I am the somebody.
 
I am tired of people threatening to " I am going up a cell tower" with threats of violence.

just because you have a low tolerance for life around you, you don't need to take it out on others. Off yourself and make the world a better place.
You are jumping to conclusions. I said I would climb the tower and take my 30.06. I never mentioned loading it or firing it.

I am now
 
I am tired of people threatening to " I am going up a cell tower" with threats of violence.

just because you have a low tolerance for life around you, you don't need to take it out on others. Off yourself and make the world a better place.

That's a problem that will take care of itself. Those big mad fat fucks would go into cardiac arrest a quarter of the way up the cell tower
 
That's a problem that will take care of itself. Those big mad fat fucks would go into cardiac arrest a quarter of the way up the cell tower
OP, does this apply to you?
 
I am tired of people threatening to " I am going up a cell tower" with threats of violence.

just because you have a low tolerance for life around you, you don't need to take it out on others. Off yourself and make the world a better place.

You really gotta get out of that volleyball league if this is what’s happening in the post game pressers.
 
“If I had a nickel for every time _________ happened, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice”

Already getting old and played out
 
“Full stop!” is just another way of saying you aren’t open to changing your shitty opinion.
I use that one when someone is trying to play a game of semantics. It's in response to "well actually, but" nonsense most of the time.

Example: The sky is blue
"well actually it is sometimes blue but sometimes it is red". No, the sky is blue...full stop.
 
I use that one when someone is trying to play a game of semantics. It's in response to "well actually, but" nonsense most of the time.

Example: The sky is blue
"well actually it is sometimes blue but sometimes it is red". No, the sky is blue...full stop.

Saying “shut the fuck up” works just as well as sounds more deliberate.
 
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