More Michigan Cheating

Across The Field said:
Fresno didn't win 10 games last year. They also got smoked by 7-6 San Jose State while losing another game to 4-8 New Mexico. Oh, and they have a horrible defense that shut down michigan's offense LOL. Imagine only getting 269 yards against a defense that allowed 385 per game in one of the worst conferences in the entire FBS.
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My bad -- they had 9 last year, it was 2022 they had 10 and 2021 they had 10.

But you are right -- 220 yards and 60% passing is awesome against a team with 7 wins and 5 years. He will lead you right to a championship.:pound:
 
osubuckeye89 said:
They are going through some hilarious mental gymnastics already and it's only been 1 game.

Fresno finished the regular season last year 8-4, defense isn't exactly their strong point either, it's a ok defense for a G5 school but nothing to write home about. Definitely not a secondary a P5 schools WRs should be struggling to get any space on (They lost their best DB from last year too)

These dUMb fans are acting like they beat Boise in their prime though when they were winning 10+ games every year.
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Fresno won 9 last year, they won 10 in 2022, they won 10 in 2021. Not Boise, but Fresno would probably cover a 48 point spread against Akron.
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
My bad -- they had 9 last year, it was 2022 they had 10 and 2021 they had 10.

But you are right -- 220 yards and 60% passing is awesome against a team with 7 wins and 5 years. He will lead you right to a championship.:pound:
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Cool. Now tell me how michigan did facing the 98th best pass defense Saturday night.
 
osubuckeye89 said:
"Ohio Soft" is also the gayest forced lame shit ever. Get something better.
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It is PERFECT for your HC and school. The meme is even better that comes along with it. It has Hair Club for Men beard holding a package of Charmin.:hammer:
 
Across The Field said:
Cool. Now tell me how michigan did facing the 98th best pass defense Saturday night.
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Oh wait -- am I doing this right. Our QB completed 60% of his passes against a pathetic defense, so he did AWESOME.
Signed,
Ohio Soft fans
:shortbus::shortbus:
 
I can under stand the panic dUMb fans are going through, they just needed 2 INTs to fend off Fresno State at home. Their offense could barely move the ball against a mid level G5 defense. But here they are acting like everything is fine. Lol!
 
osubuckeye89 said:
"Ohio Soft" is also the gayest forced lame shit ever. Get something better.
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I think it is HILARIOUS listening to middle and high school kids talk today. I thought it was a Michigan thing at first, but we went to a baseball tourney in Tennessee and all the kids from the South use it too.

I can just call you Ohio and it is fitting.


Yep, if someone describes something as ‘Ohio’, it means it’s cringey, bad or lame. If someone calls another person ‘Ohio’, it means they’re a loser.:pound:
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
Oh wait -- am I doing this right. Our QB completed 60% of his passes against a pathetic defense, so he did AWESOME.
Signed,
Ohio Soft fans
:shortbus::shortbus:
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Yards? TDs? INTs? Drops?

No, much like your pathetic offense, you are not doing this right.
 
osubuckeye89 said:
4.7 YPA against a mid level G5 secondary is terrible no matter how you try to spin it. Could care less about the completion % at that point.
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It's also not like it was just throwaways or drops, they were just godawful passes like that arm punt he tossed to the safety.
 
Across The Field said:
It's also not like it was just throwaways or drops, they were just godawful passes like that arm punt he tossed to the safety.
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Exactly, anyone who watched Warren in that game and came away with the thought of "yea this is a guy we can win a ton of games with" is hilariously lying to themselves. They are going to have a even harder time running against more capable defenses because there is absolutely no threat of the pass. You had to at least respect McCarthy because he could beat you if you focused on the run too much, you don't have to do the same with Warren.
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
It is PERFECT for your HC and school. The meme is even better that comes along with it. It has Hair Club for Men beard holding a package of Charmin.:hammer:
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Soft is being so desperate to preach about cheaters and how "we do it right" all the while lying and cheating. Harbs is like the priest who rails against the gays but sucks d!cks on weekends. Harbs is the weekend pole smoker.
 
ellupo said:
Soft is being so desperate to preach about cheaters and how "we do it right" all the while lying and cheating. Harbs is like the priest who rails against the gays but sucks d!cks on weekends. Harbs is the weekend pole smoker.
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I'm glad the rest of the country is finally seeing that the "Michigan Man" persona has been and always will be bullshit
 
osubuckeye89 said:
What's the excuse going to be when Michigan's offense struggles to do anything against Texas as well?
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If we struggle, I can just ask 'Ohio" fans for some help. They have mastered the art of excuses for quite some time now. That is what happens when you haven't beaten your rival since 2019 and it is 2024.
 
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